Soonered

Soo·nered

/ˈso͞onərd/

Verb

To be rendered ineffective; deprived of vigor or force; lacking motivation or synchronization; the act of delivering an inexplicably disappointing performance, usually within the context of a college football game; worse than clemsoning.

"Baylor really soonered the game in their loss to unranked West Virginia."

by CUTigerrrr December 30, 2014

baba shoper

someone that uses real money to buy items in an online role playing game

that guys spent all his usd on this game because he like to be a baba shoper

by kmaticbeats December 1, 2009

scooper

The sexual act of licking from the apex of the scrotum, through the perinuem, and, finally, across the anus. This is performed as a single, continuous lick.
Posited to have developed in the jungles of Equador in the 5th century BC, this increasingly popular activity has recently taken off amongst caucasian men of Irish ancestry in their 4th to 5th decades of life.

My ass was wet all night after Besty gave me a scooper.

I hope Linda holds her breath during my scooper.

by Timothy Emanuel March 21, 2009

sooker

a blowjob

"Get to your knees bitch. I want a sooker."

by Pablo October 4, 2003

The Sooner Nation

1. Oklahoma
2. Premature Ejaculation or Ejaculators (a.k.a. male Oklahomans)

The Sooner Nation is full of nothing but Premature Ejaculation!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2009

Stooperstar

To have natural talent at sniping on Xbox games, Particularly HALO 3 and COD4.
Short attention span and low tolerance to being beaten. Can't seem to be able to accept that people are better than a stooperstar.
Extremely talkative about many random subjects, which can be totally irrelevant to the conversation at hand.
According to some folk is also Jewish but is really agnostic.
Extremely indecisive, short tempered, doesn't listen BUT knows best. "apparently".

While playing Custom snipes....
Rayfield75:"who is this MF who keeps no scoping me?"
SMITHYaus: "It's a Stooperstar"
Rayfield75:"Still I'm beating him"
Stooperstar: "You stupid MF die, die! oh and chicken chippeess taste great!"
Stooperstar:"I'm bored of this, lets go play ninjaball"
SMITHYaus: "we've only been playing this five minutes, GOD!"

In a random conversation.....
rayfield75:"so hows about that footy last night ey?"
SMITHYaus: "Shutup they cheated"
Chuckles: "they so didn't"
SMITHYaus: "They should've lost"
J: "Scientology is the new catholic church"
Rayfield75: "Melbourne are the best!"
SMITHYaus: "pfft as if"
J: "Well aren't you going to join Scientology, I'm not though"
Rayfield75: "J, you're such a Stooperstar"

by IEXORCIST October 5, 2009

Soomer

Person who is a mindless vessel for the will of big corporations, ready to consume with little to no skepticism or discernment about the objective quality of the product.

When corporate American says "time to consume product", the soomer says "yes, corporations, right away."

"Pete bought the new iPhone that's $800 and doesn't even have any new useful features."

"I'm not surprised, he's a soomer after all."

"I will not go see that shitty new movie, I'm not some soomer who will pay no matter what."

by therewenttrouble January 13, 2021