Sphincter Soak

A "Sphincter Soak" -(noun or adjective) is someone's significant other, fuck buddy, mistress or mister.

In more adventurous circles a "Sphincter Soak" may refer to less sentient beings i.e members of the animal kingdom and/or vegetables.

- Verb
To Sphincter Soak
- Where's Lex?"

- I don't know she had been spending a lot of time with her Sphincter Soak.

-Is this dinner or Ivan's Sphincter Soak?
by The Haus of Henry November 7, 2015
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Dopey Soak

This is a term for ejaculating in a girl’s ear. Dopey comes from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Dopey is the dwarf with the rather large ears. Soak... well that goes without saying.
I gave that bitch a Dopey Soak last night.
by Scott Porter September 2, 2008
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letting it soak

To put something off for later that you could do now.
Gina: "Are you going to wash that frying pan with the egg stuck on it?"
Chris: "No, I'm letting it soak. Are you going to rinse the cum off your tits?"
Gina: "No, I'm letting it soak."
by Dr. Charles Dromedary May 11, 2018
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soaking the corn

Todd wouldn't pick up the phone, because he was in the bathroom soaking the corn.
by Flannel guy June 7, 2009
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soak and toke

Derived from the "wake and bake," the soak and toke is when someone smokes marijuana before and/or after a shower. The steam, fragrances, and noise from the shower mask the act of smoking. Additionally, the resulting smoke can be carefully blown out of a ceiling vent, leaving no residual marijuana smell. Therefore, this method is often employed by those living with an authority figure who is opposed to toking.
Stoner 1: Hey dude, you wanna meet up and hit some sticky icky?

Stoner 2: Nah man, my parents have got me on lockdown since they found out I've been smoking. I think I gotta settle for a little soak and toke instead.


a hopkin-original
by B.Hop February 16, 2009
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diaper soaked

After I shot my load on my girl, her brown eye was diaper soaked by my man milk.
by trevor Boone August 6, 2007
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soaking the wood

When a girl squirts on your dick and you fuck her with your squirt dick.
Dude, Stephanie was screaming pretty loud last night. Were you soaking the wood again?
by livinfer2day March 2, 2017
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