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Reality shifting

Reality shifting is traveling to realities in the universe. We shifters believe in the multi-verse, meaning that there are infinite universes. Like a reality where you’re famous, or even when you’re in Hogwarts. You can shift literally anywhere, Shifting is %100 percent safe. It is not against any religion, and you can never get stuck!
Person A: “I’m reality shifting to a K-POP group, and you?”
Person B: “Cool! I’m shifting to Maze Runner.”
by that reality shifter November 16, 2021
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pete sniff

I gave her the ol' pete sniff last night and it was pretty funky.
by kortmann May 20, 2007
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Biden sniff

A long and calculated sniff, usually of young girls. It's named after Joe Biden who's documented to have sniffed several young girls and women while in the presence of cameras.
Man, I didn't like how Dan took a few Biden sniffs off that girl. It was gross.
by TheUrbanSchollar December 31, 2020
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kidney shifter

1)A lad who sticks his cock up a chicks vagina so far he moves or "shifts" her kidney

2)The Original Kidney Shifter "honz" from the oz hip hop group 'Funkoars'
Jaymos - "andy just shifted that bitches kidney"
Josh - "mad props"
Kierren - "NOOO i'm the orignal kidney shifter!"
by AndyOne October 26, 2007
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Shift Monkey

Noun - A person who constantly, and un-necessarily, shifts the gears in there car violently. In most cases they are young adults who do not know, but believe they know, how to drag, race, rally, or drift their vehicles.
John's going to drop his transmission if he keeps acting like a Shift Monkey.
by Guercioni October 23, 2005
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Plate Shift

Putting your responsibility for something onto someone else's plate either purposefully with sly word choice or by omitting or just forgetting major parts of reality altogether.
Mary: You need to pay the $65 late fees on my video return because I couldn't get into your house today to return them.

John: Umm, Plate Shift! My house was locked today but what was wrong with any of the last 21 days you slept at my house and walked right past your videos on the way out the door.

or

Sophia (looking at scratched pan): You need to buy me another $150 Julia Child's Edition Saute Pan cause you scratched mine.

Jim: Plate shift! You set the pan on fire when you forgot your brats watching Dancing w/ the Stars and I only scratched it saving the house from burning down.
by Amovida February 26, 2011
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Boy Sniff

One of your favorite male friends. Used as a term of endearment.
Can generally count on him for anything/anytime. Dedicated friend.

Very trust worthy; black hole of secrets.
Q: Who are we meeting up with?
A: I'm not sure who all is going, but boy sniff is def. in for tonight.

"I hope the boy is in a good mood today."
by His Sniffs December 13, 2013
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