Smeg

Dick cheese

Ew You smell like smeg you nasty sket

by Ptero-fucking-dactyl January 24, 2020

Smegged

getting absolutely humiliated in the most horrific way possible

Joe bolton: frenuslunt bogwoltskin got smegged the other day

by AlJazeera February 28, 2024

Smeg

A smeg is often a man, obviously 🙄.
Smegs are people with no brain cells and people who just eat their own shit.

A common smeg name would be faith, Freddie, Adam, luke and jess.
If their was a letter to describe them it would be eeeeeeeeeeee
All in total they're just suck ups to society and deserve to be brutally murdered because of their disgusting eating habits, which stars eating their own shit all day every day, fucking cunts

Just shut the fuck up, you fucking smeg
What are you doing you smeg

by Fuck my life you fat bitch November 30, 2020

Smeg

A dirty, homeless looking creepy guy who had a disturbing attraction to a girl.

Guy: did you see him in the yard last night
Girl: who?
Guy: that guy who's been staring at you, he's a right smeg

by John Rook December 10, 2018

Smeg

Smeg, meaning to goon, goon meaning to ejaculate. Smeg to aztec goon.

Wassup guys! I'm smegging

by NIGGERLICKERANDEATER January 28, 2025

Smeg

My sister lucy

You see my sister, she’s a smeg

by annonymoue June 1, 2022

smeg

term used to describe a person who looks and smells like penis cheese.

you smeg

by chubby skinny July 2, 2019