Smeg launcher

Outrageous outburst of cheese fires out of your dick like a gun

Fuck I was playing with my smeg launcher last night and it was fun

by Largejohnson69 December 30, 2020

Smeg

It ain't just a man thing, ya know! As well as collecting under a man's willy foreskin, smegma, otherwise known as 'smeg' is a gross, cheesy-like substance that collects between the folds of a woman labia (vaginal flaps) It is basically a collection of dead skin cells, oils and secretions, nothing sinister (though it looks it)

" Wash your flange, you dirty cow, or your smeg is gonna build up!"
"Your willy looks like a cheese shop. Go and shower your smeg off!"

by Mrs Shufflewick March 3, 2021

Smeg

My sister lucy

You see my sister, she’s a smeg

by annonymoue June 1, 2022

Smegging

When you're in the shower looking at your smeggy and your not cleaning it

Why is my son taking so long in the shower? Because he is smegging

by Bignhu prabhat December 22, 2021

Smeg

a baby or a stupid person (sh-meg)

hey you won't jump of a cliff oh, your a smeg

by shady dude March 21, 2022

Smeg

An illegal Drug

You can either snort it or shoot it up in a needle
Measured in a skiz

Yo bro im trynna shoot up some smeg.
You got a skiz on you?

by Smegman63 October 7, 2021

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band

The Greg Smeg Clegg Band. Their most popular song should be Cleggus Walrus. It is the most amazing song In the world.

I really like The Greg Smeg Clegg Band!!

by GregSmegCleggNo.1Fan November 29, 2024