Sharticle

Articles that are a little on the "shart" (shit in British English) side.

Did you read that sharticle about all men being evil from BuzzFeed yesterday?

by memester69 July 31, 2016

smartie bar

the use of the phrase "smartie bar" over textual message, almost like a sweet nothing whispered into one's ear. both seductive and enticing, its the ulitimate way to hook yourself up with a bomb sophomore. only used while strongly under the influence of alcohol.

"no, tell me the cross streets so i can get a better idea. gosh, you smartie bar."

by Parsnipey. March 6, 2009

smarticalness

The state of being witty, charming, funny, sexy and extremely intelligent all at once.

He made all the ladies swoon with his smarticalness.

by pseudonymho April 21, 2011

smartled

Startled feeling you get when you pull in a parking space and find a Smart car or mini car hiding there.

Matt started to pull into the parking space, but got smartled 'cause a Honda Fit was already there!

by LauraGay July 23, 2013

sharticle

A sharticle is an unpleasant leftover in a bathroom when a toilet that contains some form of fecal matter overflows.

Podlipski went to drop off a poopsicle for the third time today and everything got jammed up. There are sharticles everywhere; the toilet seat, the floor, my mouth. Just everywhere.

by WAGman March 31, 2009

smartical particle

Smartical particle is a sexually transmitted disease given to you by someone who is sexually attractive and very smart

Guy: dude that girl over there is going to give me smartical particles

by Cat licker March 20, 2014

Smarticles

A pair of glasses that when you put them on you appear intelligent.

spectacles + smart = smarticles

Rachel: "Hey try on Jacob's glasses"
Lily: "Okay"
Rachel: "Wow you look so smart in those glasses. Those are smarticles for sure!"

by Lily Ann Jones August 4, 2008