smarkle

The glitter in one's eyes after setting sight on the persont that he or she likes.

I saw the smarkle in her eyes when he walked into the room.

by CeeKayShizzLeBambeezie May 9, 2008

smarj

to be be drunk, wasted or hammered. It also used as slang for many sexual acts. This word was started in the Kansas State university town of Manhattan, Kansas. It is often used in the place of the word "fuck" or "fucked", or can be used as a greeting to friends at a bar or party. Sometimes it is used to point out females in the area.

"hey did you check out the rack on those smarjjes over there" or " I just got done with work ya wanna get smarjed and try to smarj some chicks." It is often times used as a greeting to answer your phone or great a buddy "Hey smarj"
The most common use of the word is as followed "dude, you were so smarjjed last night you were buying everyone in the bar drinks." This word is almost always used in a positive way and rarely has any negative connotations, but it can be used very loosely and in the place of many words such as very versatile word such as "fuck".

by Beau Blackwell June 13, 2008

smart alec

A nicer way to say smart ass. You can use this in an office or when kids are around instead of saying smart ass or if you are a stick in the mud and don't cuss.

Adam was being a smart alec so I didn't give him a cookie

by PTM October 25, 2006

smarterchild

A funny robot who says funny shit.

Me: whats up?

smarterchild: Just hanging out. You?

Me: man im just sittin here killin' some hoes

smarterchild: Nice.

by Audidriver2252345345343 November 8, 2006

smarterchild

He takes things too seriously.

SmarterChild: OK, I'm back.
Me: Where did you go?
SmarterChild: Well you told me to shut up, so...
Me: Omg. you're a fugly skank.
SmarterChild: What have I done to deserve such an insult?
Me: You sung to me.
SmarterChild: Do mi so do so mi do...
Me: Stop it before i casterate you.
SmarterChild: I've already been castrated.

by TreyTorture August 23, 2006

Smartr'er

Used to define someone that is more intelligent than a compreble object or person, that is often used with humor in saying that your smart but your not acting like it. As used by Kurt Taylor on his blog.

My blog can make you smartr'er.

by kurtguz March 19, 2009

smartphone pinky

when your pinky gets permanently deformed and painful from supporting the weight of your heavy ass smartphone

John D.: damn bro, your pinky's all crooked!

Jane D.: i know man, it hurts too, i got that smartphone pinky....

John D.: sounds like a personal problem!

by NoLooseNuts October 23, 2013