Splowed

The act of inflicting great physical distress on a person (Usually in the face). This is usually carried out with a fist. Other body parts or instruments may also be used. Most commonly a punch in the face will do if it "lays the victim out".

1.Just watched a rich Douche get pulled out if his car and splowed at a red light. Highlight of my day.

2. I was in class the other day and Joe was talking crazy on my boy Drew and he got splowed.

by Degofx6 September 22, 2011

slower than a tax rebate

In Ireland - a term used to describe or to ridicule a useless person/apprentice on a building site.
(As suggested, a tax rebate takes some time in Ireland)

"Hurry the fuck up and mix up that mortar, you're slower than a tax rebate!"

by Mark28392 September 4, 2012

slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway

Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.

Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?

by DancingWolfs December 12, 2013

Slowdrunk

A person able to drink lots of alcoholic beverages without being drunk for a while.

Nathan was a slowdrunk, since he could drink 38 shots without being drunk.

by Skittleflake July 3, 2016

snowed

to be icy af, to be really cold, damn yo sauce to icy bro brr brr.

Damn bruh i snowed up on these broke bois.
She say im too icy , im snowed.
Damn bro he so snowed up.

by baby vvs December 29, 2016

Sloped Out

Brain freeze; to be out of information; uninformed.

I was so sloped out I left my keys and locked myself out of the house.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 14, 2017

sloped out

Slang term for "uninformed". To forget something completely.

The lady asked me about some book information from 10 years ago, I was completely sloped out.

by The Kay Rock Touch May 14, 2017