Sloane is a girl who is often short, brown haired and has brown eyes. Sloane never talks and is extremely introvertive usually doesn't have many friends but that's ok because she likes it like that. She only has on friend and her friend is usually much popular that she is. Her friend usually has short blonde hair. She has always envied her one and only friend, but still wants to stay in the shadows.
y/f: "Hey, hru?"
h/f: "good."
y/f: "Ima go talk to Sloane-"
h/f: "who tf is that?"
y/f: "not again-"
h/f: "good."
y/f: "Ima go talk to Sloane-"
h/f: "who tf is that?"
y/f: "not again-"
by Imaddictedtoicecream January 23, 2022
Get the Sloanemug. that one girl who’s forever stuck in a high school mentality the rest of her life because she’s never had a nasty wake up call forcing her to actually live in real life. Often in an on and off relationship with one of more top tier frat guys in college, investment bankers post grad, or a trophy wife to a guy named Bryce, Tucker or Preston past age 27. Her girls always come first, even though she actually deep down hates her friends because they’re all mean and superficial like herself. Can be found dancing on elevated surfaces in a Tobi bodycon dress with a vodka soda in hand and a VIP band around her wrist, sipping rose and watching the bachelor with her #froomies, or making coffee runs in her leased BMW 3 series that she pretends she bought herself
*during sorority denominations*
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
Sloane: lets give every girl with a BMI over 23 or isn’t from a zip code that makes over $200k a zero on our scorecards
by not sloane November 18, 2019
Get the Sloanemug. by PersonPeepGummyBear March 19, 2022
Get the Sloanemug. by Don't be a shitter January 16, 2022
Get the Sloanemug. 
Sloane is a girl who is quite around crowds but loud around friends. She knows what she wants but is to lazy to get it. She is hilarious, beautiful, kind, and an amazing friend. Sloane is also a total smarty pants when it comes to video games and a hard core skater.
by The tadler June 16, 2021
Get the Sloanemug. This man is a wild species of human. He spends his days outside the local primary school, awaiting his next prey. Him and his associate(who cannot be named) often do this as they find joy in it. The police are yet to catch them.
by Suzie Sloane May 11, 2021
Get the Luke Sloanemug.