Convict Sleeping

The act of sleeping through the hardest parts of life.
Sleeping like one is waiting to finish out a prison sentence

During cold winters convict sleeping is a favorite past time for those who loathe cold weather.

by Scarlet Parasol April 3, 2009

Creamy Sleeping Bag

A person with an uncircumcised penis who ties the foreskin off at the tip and then jerks off, usually while thinking of ghost stories around a campfire.
chasturboop

I went camping in the mountains over the weekend by myself so I could give myself a creamy sleeping bag in peace.

by Gino Felino May 1, 2011

skype sleeping

When a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep while talking and the call is still on; when a guy/girl(friend) falls asleep with you while the call is on; when the call ends on its own and malfunctions within app, causing your device to force stop.

Last night, a friend and partook in skype sleeping. It was fun.

Last night, my friend totally past out while talking to me on skype.

My phone literally hates me; think skype has possessed it, now its causing the whole app to crash.

by CSVTV June 23, 2014

Wet Sleeping Bag

When a woman has a Uterine prolapse (uterus falls out of the vagina), but she's white trash and keeps shoving it back up inside herself with hopes of popping out another kid.

"Damnit Cathy, you sneezed and your puss popped out and it looks like a wet sleeping bag!"

"Damnit Karen, put your wet sleeping bag away, the floors wet again... grab a mop!"

"While golfing yesterday, Tina left a wet sleeping bag in the porta poty."

by 39TWA07 September 25, 2020

Fruit Snack in a Sleeping bag

The act of setting a fruit snack (preferably cherry) on the tip of an uncircumcised penis and then pulling the extra skin over to keep it snug

Hey jordan, you ever tried a fruit snack in a Sleeping bag?

by Wiggywiggywack May 26, 2017

san francisco sleeping bag

2 dicks in one condom

Trojan is coming out with a new type of condom called the SAN Francisco sleeping bag, for the health conscious gay man.

by Peesalot July 10, 2017

Nïchan’s Sleeping bag

When your stick both feet in a girls vagina and pull up on it like a small sleeping bag around your feet.

“Dude I did Nïchan’s sleeping bag on her last night, she loved it”

“Bro that’s so awesome!”

by Nichan March 12, 2019