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Turnip Slapper

A Pākehā (white or non-Māori) New Zealander.

From the root words 'Pā' meaning to strike or hit, and 'keha', meaning a turnip.
Those turnip slappers sure love investing in properties and listening to Mike Hosking on the radio
Turnip Slapper by PopiMokorahi March 22, 2021

bag-slapper 

Massive turd that, once the toilet is flushed, stands up slapping your butt cheeks and scrotum while it goes down, destroying everything in its path
"I took a massive bag-slapper the other day, you just don't hate when it happens?"
bag-slapper by pseudoanonsecret February 14, 2022

Spearman sausage slapper 

The brand of hockey stick Mike Richards of the Philadelphia Flyers uses to play extra well in his games. Richards is the spearman and he uses his stick to slap the sausage (hockey puck).
Did you see that goal scored with the Spearman Sausage Slapper?

Pad Slapper 

A noob backyard mechanic who puts new break pads on old worn rotors and wonders why his breaks squeal.
Tony: Hey did you hear that car squealing down the road?
Mike: Yeah that guy must be a real pad slapper!
Pad Slapper by n00b$layer April 25, 2013

face slapper 

Male reproductive organ see penis
She got a nasty black eye from that huge face slapper.
face slapper by Patrick January 3, 2005

Norwegian Donk Slapper 

Generally used as a sex move where the penis is so inflamed it can be used as a meat mallet, to excessively pound ones anus.
Alex- "Did you see sara get taken out with the Norwegian Donk Slapper?"
Chris- "No, I bet it was gross..."
Alex- "Dude, as soon as he slapped her donk his dream cream blew across the room! It was epic!"
Chris- "I wish I was there.."
Norwegian Donk Slapper by Bailmom November 6, 2011