Skeezed

(Adj.) Skeezed: to get as drunk as humanly possible whilst maintaining conscious. (Normally waking up in the floor folded like a suitcase)

Bro 1: yo, did you see how many beers I drank last night?
Bro 2: yea, bro you were skeezed!

by OrcaVonstrangle December 19, 2019

Skeezed

To obtain something by using unconventional and/or criminal ways usually involving a type of manipulation

Bruh I skeezed the shit out of that dude to get a new ar

by Therealskeezer June 30, 2018

pervy little skeez

a pervy little skeez is a horny bastard.

wyatt you pervy little skeez. i know you’re gay… but it’s okay!

by bubblemunchkin225 July 29, 2021

Poppin a skeez

When a lesbian couple has no sex toys available, so a Wii remote is used for pleasure.

Yo girl I just got a strike in wii bowling while poppin a skeez

by Ishouldgetpaidforthis February 10, 2018

Skeez

Phrase used by two close people for one to describe that the other has been acting up the sneaky and the slimy attitude. Particularly common use is after a non broken non significant promise; like not to tickle the other during a hug after a whole bunch of tickling prior to it has occurred.

Me: trust me I wont tickle you, its a trust exercise!
Jake: okay
Me: *hugs but then starts tickling furiously*
Jake: YOU'RE A SKEEZ

by the bigger skeez June 2, 2016

Skeez

Slut, slag, whore and the like, a person who is overly easy to become "intimate" with

You seen that bitch Shaniqua? She been a skeez from day

by Exoceed August 12, 2015

Skeeze

Someone who refuses to wash their hands after using the toilet.

I can't believe that skeeze never washes his hands after taking a leak.

by Angus McCracken February 3, 2020