A stupid school that has the best science teachers but the most perverted English one. Once a girl broke a window while trying to smush a bug, and this one guy got punched in the balls so hard people heard a pop and he went to the ER. Once kids made a teacher cry so bad she left in the middle of class and left the school. At some point a meeting was called for the boys of the school cause the 8th grade boys broke down multiple bathroom stall doors. But some kid did when a national math competition so they had a little bit of intelligence.
Person 1: Hey did you hear about that go fund me for that kids balls.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
Person 2: Yeah he goes to Simmons Middle School Right.
Person 1: Yeah their dumbasses.
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