Monday Sickness

A feeling experienced by (But not limited to,) high school aged individuals on the first day of every school week (Monday).
Common symptoms include:
Lowered brain functions,
Bad Temper,
Stress,
and an overall feeling of human (Or otherwise) excrement.

*Jimmy wakes up*
*Jimmy sees it's Monday*
*Jimmy goes back to sleep*

Example 2

1: "Dude, I got a 57% on that test last Monday..."
2: "That's Monday Sickness for you..."

by Perchant February 3, 2014

suckcess

(1) A great blowjob.
(2) The satisfaction during/after a blowjob.

"That BJ was a total suckcess on your part."

"SUCKCESS!!"

by Christophe McLovern May 3, 2008

Donkey Sickness

When you feel sickened immediately after waking up next to a male or female that is not attractive.

After a big party night, Mike felt the donkey sickness coming on when he looked over at who he had hooked up with that night.

by eemmmmaaaa January 14, 2011

wifi sickness

After spending a significant amount of time around WiFi or radio,microwave signal's or radiation. You will get WiFi sickness, or wifiless. Symptoms' are grogyness, headache, overheating and saw eye sight.
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Aww my head hurts. . . I got some wifi sickness

by platopuss911now October 11, 2016

Suburban Sickness

It is a very prominent illness diagnosed to Asians or African Americans that only go for white girls.

Why won't he date sharkeisha?

He has suburban sickness

by Khindle June 12, 2016

bass sickness

when you sit to close to a speaker at a party or concert the bass is so loud it causes nausea.

can be compared to sea sickness

I sat so close that loud speaker that the bass fuckin murdered my head, I think I have bass sickness nigga.

by NiggaOverDaHedge June 16, 2017

sickness

'the sickness' is what your clothes get when you wash them, but fail to hang them out until the next day. Once they're dry, they smell faintly like sick.

About to meet his date, Kevin froze as he realised the smell of vomit was coming from his freshly-washed shirt. "Damn, my shirt's got the sickness".

by heathen September 3, 2004