Shit, Shine, and Shave

The phrase used to tell someone that you are going to get ready for the day.

Friend 1: Are you still going to meet us for lunch in an hour?
Friend 2: Yeah I'll be there I just need to shit, shine, and shave.

by Waylon520 August 27, 2011

stave shaver

1.Istrumental implement/tool used by the Old Man in Fraggle Rock, for the purpose of Barrel-Scraping. The task of Barrel-scraping is impossible without the aforementioned tool/implement.
2. Tool used to make percussive music on the hardhats of Doozers by Fraggles.
3. A tool that reminds you of nineteenth century torture devices designed to rid females of their hysteria

"You don't get the bone until you find me my stave shaver,"
-Old Man

by Sprockett++ August 9, 2008

Shave in a lower way

It means shaving the little hair that is on the obvious parts of a girls' body.

This will work perfectly if you are in a situation when your girl has not shaved her arms or legs. You do not like that, but you do not want to offend her either. In such situation you say to her politely:
"Honey, you need to shave in a lower way."

by Sajmon March 21, 2008

shaved my legs for nothing

Didn't get any sex - used by women whose men didn't put out.

Jen: "Jim and I had a fight last night."
Sue: "Yeah?"
Jen: "Yeah. So I shaved my legs for nothing."

by "Colchicum" September 5, 2008

shaven haven

A shaven haven is a well presented fanny; shaven fully or very neatly, miminal bush. A haven for all who venture there!

The Brazillian is a great example of the way ALL ladies should be! Pornstars are renound for their shaven haven's.

by Big Col May 30, 2006

shaved clam

*****A Shaved Pussy*****

Your girlfriend has a shaved clam

by Your Neighbor January 5, 2006

shave the bug

to shave the pussy. making reference to shaving the hair around the vagina.

dude, we were drinking some beers and she jumped in the shower and let me watch her shave the bug

I dont go down on any chick that does not shave the bug

by b. hanback February 17, 2008