Shuke

A state whereupon you must shit and puke simultaneously, thereby rendering each task impossible until the desire to shuke dissipates.

I drank myself stupid, I was on the porcelain throne at 3am holding a bucket and trying not to shuke.

by the odd house October 22, 2010

Shuke

When you poo and be sick at the same time.

"OMG i was so wasted last night, i shuked in a park"

Guy 1 "Was that a fart or was it just sick?"

Guy 2 "No, i accidently shuked"

by Harry Shukebum Pooter January 23, 2011

Shukadang

a feeling of excitement or accomplishment within ones self

"hey bro today is a shukadang day"

by david graham September 10, 2011

Shukaka mafia

The shukaka mafia is a street gang based out of tewksbury, massachusetts. It was started by two sophomores at TMHS. It is known for random retarded causes and general stupidity.

Hey man, I heard Matt got beaten senseless by the shukaka mafia gang!

by SHUKAKA October 23, 2014

Shuktar

A stupid son of a bitch, who has no common sense, argues and has a body type like a 14 year old girl going through puberty. Normally has a small wiener if a male, but can be known to be scary small as it would look like a babies thumb. Commonly known for having German, Italian, Scottish And of course Native heritage in them.

This "Shuktar" thinks 10 multiplied by 0 is 10.
He's gone to the gym 5 times and he thinks he's ripped, what a "Shuktar"!
small penis tiny penis idiot annoying asshole native

by SCShoes March 28, 2016

shukoofeh

She's very deceitful and she doesn't want you have got another friends than you. She will get angry, if you hang up with friends. She's bad at school. But sometimes she can be nice. That girl is a little bit stupid, because she doesn't know anything. And asks you all the meanings of words. But she thinks she's very smart...

Wow Shukoofeh is so deceitful, I don't want to be her friend anymore.

by Kevin123123 January 1, 2017

Shuki

the popuplar term for sticking two fingers in the vagina and one in the asshole when a girl is having her period - the saying that comes with the shuki is "two in the blood and one in the mud!!!"

if you don't shut the hell up you stupid dickfor, I'm going to give you a shuki

by мяаиоиумоцs January 2, 2017