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Mushroom Shaped Bruise

The moment after release during oral sex a man will pop his member on the females forehead two or three times resulting in a red/purple bruise in the shape of a baby bella mushroom. Thus marking your territory as a well hung cullinary master.
After she blew me I gave her a mushroom shaped bruise and marked her for life.
by Col. Kilgore October 9, 2011
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Eye Shrapnel

The excessive amount of emojis used by thirsty guys whenever they post comments on a hot chick's selfies. Most commonly seen on Facebook and Instagram, they are usually accompanied by misspellings, creepy innuendos, and desperate, cringe-inspiring compliments.
Thirsty guy: "You are the most butiful womon ever!! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜ Any man would be so luchy to have you๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ So lovely n talented, love to see ur pics ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ Thank you for sharing! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ Have๐Ÿ‘ a ๐Ÿ‘great ๐Ÿ‘weekend ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’–!!!!!"

Me: "I'm going to need new glasses after looking at all that eye shrapnel!"
by birthad November 9, 2018
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Love shape

Corresponding or relating to the amount of people in a sexual relationship, more than 2
"There's so many people in that relationship I'm not even sure what their love shape is anymore"
by John Dorigami February 8, 2020
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Puerto Rican pencil sharpener

The act of spinning a sexual partner around multiple times on your penis, while laying on ones back, not unlike a one sided vertical rotisserie.
She was short and had short legs so i spun her around and gave her the 'ol Puerto Rican pencil sharpener
by revvinkevin July 28, 2016
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wine glass shape

When a female has big breasts but a flat ass
Guy 1: Damn she got some tig 'ol bitties
Guy 2: But look from the back, she got a wine glass shape
Guy 1: Aww shucks Mr.Moseby, that's a shame
by AsainBoyYesAsain February 8, 2017
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I can tell by the shape of your head

A term used to suggest that someones whole life/personality can be determined merely by their appearance(The shape of their head). This is not alluding to the fact that archeologists actually can determine a lot about someone by the shape of their head; This can be done just by looking at them.
Look at yourself, I can tell by the shape of your head that you are a bitch; everyone can.
by xGUNy September 2, 2019
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throwing shapes

1) to dance really, really hard
"Man, did you see Jennie throwing shapes at the party last night? She was so hot!"
by kth12 September 23, 2014
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