Scrotal scorpions are also known as crabs. After having sexual intercourse with a dirty slut, one could easily obtain scrotal scorpions.
Man, these scrotal scorpions are snacking on my nutsack!
These fucking scrotal scorpions are pissing me the hell off! I'm gonna kill the bitch that gave me these damned things.
Scrotal scorpions fucking suck man!
These fucking scrotal scorpions are pissing me the hell off! I'm gonna kill the bitch that gave me these damned things.
Scrotal scorpions fucking suck man!
by Drew Ehrman June 18, 2006
Get the scrotal scorpion mug.(n)- 1). a calming existence in harsh times. makes you smile when you're filled with anger. can make you content. something which is easy to love. something you want in you're life, forever.
2). when its not being amazing, its something that can frustrate you to the point of crying yourself to sleep. Yet, you still love it while crying and you still wish it would never leave/disappear.
2). when its not being amazing, its something that can frustrate you to the point of crying yourself to sleep. Yet, you still love it while crying and you still wish it would never leave/disappear.
Do'Ral Sharpe was wrapped around me, after I got the bad news, to prevent me from bursting into tears.
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The scientifically proven best zodiac sign, from a study of exclusively scorpios. You are a Scorpio if you were born between October 23 and November 22. Lucky you!
by Meepless in Seattle August 3, 2020
Get the Scorpio mug.From the eponymous company line of products. Saying "Sharper Image" before an item automatically makes it high-end. Usually, it denotes a high-cost but low-value product that, while appeling to rich folk, those who think they're rich, or those who want to live the high-life, was nevertheless manufactured in China like every other product common people buy.
Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.
Since the company filed for bankruptcy, the Sharper Image brand has significantly lost appeal, and is now-a-days synonymous with wasting money on over-priced goods.
"I got these Trump Steaks off Sharper Image, they cost me $100 a pound so they must be delicious."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."
"Fully endorsed by Donald Trump.... Nice! We're gonna make a great impression at the Young Republicans meeting."
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The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
The sharpest lightbulb in the box... being the broken one of course.
end paraphrase.
A seemingly flattering compliment that is meant to be explained to the victim after they thank you.
A: You know what? You are the sharpest bulb in the box.
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
B: Awww, thanks that means a lot, :)
A: The sharpest one being the broken one of course.
B: Hey!
by Bewnam Ajnin April 23, 2008
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