Shmokey

A portmanteau of "shmuck" and "monkey," used to describe someone who acts in a foolish, clumsy, or ridiculous manner.

Bro, he forgot his own phone number when the girl asked for it. This guy is such a shmokey lmao.

by Who_am_i?! March 22, 2026

Shooker.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Shooker.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

.shooker.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: .shooker.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025

shookenenished

To become shooked from how much something slayed and tossed your sparkling hair

Barbie became shookenenished by her own Barbie dream house closet with her pink bedazzled rhinestones on her freshly new dress she worn from Barbie land with ken

by Whaaaatdefinition April 12, 2025

Mark shomaker

A person that thinks urbandictionary definitions prove a conspiracy exists

That guy is a total Mark shomaker. He will believe anything.

by Jusgejudi April 11, 2021

i'm shooken

a synonym for I'm shook

GRUL.... this highliter is poppin . i'm shooken

by Memos Levin March 29, 2017