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sheister

Those sheisters run the price up on bad news and sell the maket off on good news to relieve you of the maximum dose of your wealth.
by JR Bull September 25, 2003
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shmish

I searched shmish on this website, and it actually had a definition!
by Mana-mana May 8, 2008
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shiste

same as shit, only slangified
good to use in company emails that scan for profanity; can also be used with prefix bull-
Man, my boss is on that shiste today!
That reprimand was some bullshiste.
by UnconciousObserver September 15, 2003
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Pooh sheisty

Pooh sheisty is a person that is usually a gangster, he also has dark hair and has a crop top. This person will always make you feel as if he is you opp. Once he lays your eyes on you he will shoot you. Never underestimate a pooh sheisty. He has good rhythm in his bullet shots and will do anything for his boys. He will shoot an opportunity, slap an opp and even fuck an opp.
OMG there's a pooh sheisty. run!!
by Pooh sheisty November 21, 2021
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shistafinger

The resultant of using cheap toilet paper that separates and has structural failure when wiping one's ass.
" Damn cheap toilet paper, my fingers poked through and now I've got a bad case of Shistafinger".
stinky finger
shitty finger
code brown hands
Brown finger nail polish
by King Bariteke November 20, 2013
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Shist

Noun.
Somewhere between a shart and a mist. A very light shart that can usually be heard and smelled but barely felt, a bit like someone sneezing on you. A shist might feel like a light misting from an atomiser, but sound and smell repugnant, possibly even leaving a very slight stain on your clothes or indeed even your skin. In rare cases of a silent shist the only clue that you may have been shisted on is a delicate feeling akin to water vapour condensing on your cheek on a misty day.

Verb: Shisted
Sarah: Oh god what was that noise? Did Lily poo on you?
Mike: I don't think so, but it smells like it... Oh wait, she shisted!

After fearing the worst from a shart, Dave was somewhat relieved when he took off his underpants to find he had merely shisted.
by 24gears July 2, 2014
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shmishtopher

A monkey that can be further classified as a Bonobo, the boosted verity.
Shmishtopher is the missing link.
by Hsim February 11, 2017
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