brick shithouse

used in reference to the build of a person. means well built, stacked, strong. not to be used to describe overweight or obese.

i would not fuuck with her... she’s buildt like a brick shithouse.

by treevine May 05, 2021

shithouse blues

When every stall is in use and you gotta shit really bad.

After a nice lunch at the local mexican restauraunt , and a bit of shopping, I had to find a bathroom fast. I had a bad case of the shithouse blues when I noticed all the stalls were occupied in the food court restrooms.

by papawpeepants April 18, 2014

shithouseable

The ability to shithouse a task

I think dressing up as cartoon characters is fairly shithouseable

by MATLFan1010 May 02, 2022

Absolute Shithouse

1: A house full of poo/feces/shit
2: When something happens that you so fucking hate you wanna kill all the dicks involved in this shit
3: The World Cup
4: Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton

1: I drowned in the absolute shithouse
2: That dick sucking cock is so fucking absolute shithosue
3: So, how was the absolute shithouse?
4: Hey look, it’s a bunch of absolute shithouse (s) on the TV!

by Fitzionmedick November 20, 2021

two room shithouse

A place where two homosexuals come to engage in sexual intercourse, usually involving fecal matter. Two room shithouses are notorious throughout the gay community and are even built by homosexuals.

"I can't find a dude that wants to bang anywhere!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"

by Puffy Butthole August 24, 2022

Shithouse Shaker

When one is taking a "shit" in an outhouse/portable toilet and another person hits it with a baseball bat.

Alex was in the shithouse and Ron came and gave him the shithouse shaker

by Big Scooter January 21, 2022

Smethwick Shithouse

A Smethwick Shithouse is a classic breakfast cocktail which consists of half a pint of cheap Brexity Larger (Carling is ideal), mixed with half a pint of blue WKD, served in a pint glass with a cocktail umbrella and a sense of sadness . Ratios can be adjusted to taste.

The Beverage was initially invented in March 2018 by a 2 families from the Birmingham area in a bar in north wales.

Two Smethwick Shithouses please, I have a great thirst.

by Theo Saw Us January 11, 2022