1) To find oneself in a public toilet that is lacking a door lock, a toilet seat or a loo roll
2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
2) Any situation in which poo becomes a visible nuisance
1) "Aww man. there's no toilet paper up in this smelly joint. What a shitemare."
"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."
"Ted? Is that you?"
"It was always me Bill, it was always me."
2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
"I've got paper for you buddy, in return for a little something something that is."
"Ted? Is that you?"
"It was always me Bill, it was always me."
2) The Indian Commonwealth Games
by H.S. Willsy August 23, 2011
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1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.
2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.
1) A plan of action designed to achieve an expedited expulsion of feces.
2) A covert method of attack to ensure a quick bowel movement.
3) Perfecting the balance of proper courtesy flushing, time on toilet, exhaust fan usage, match lighting and/or air freshener sprayage to camouflage olfactory detection of an authoritative shit session.
At the party, Michael utilized excellent shitegery by holding off a trip to the bathroom as long as possible. That way, his bowl movement would be quick and go unnoticed.
Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.
Thanks to Sarah's perfected shitegery skills, her boyfriend had no idea her IBS had flared up at his apartment.
by Pippizzle February 27, 2010
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Get the Shite Castle mug.Inability to pass faecal matter, in unfamiliar surroundings.
Can be particularly problematic in communal conveniences e.g a campsite toilet block.
Can be particularly problematic in communal conveniences e.g a campsite toilet block.
"Tracy carn't wait to get home, Shes had shitefright all week !"
"Linda carn't eat any more, I'm bloated out with shitefright !"
"Linda carn't eat any more, I'm bloated out with shitefright !"
by Tralinda April 18, 2014
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