Shite Hause

Used to describe a team who doesnt know when they are trash and gets dominated on the football pitch. Chat shit but can't back it up and are normally carried by one player. This can be used at any level of football to describe their team like a house which is about to fall down

That team we played on sunday really are a Shite Hause. How bad were they

Shite Hause by KlawDabbe July 26, 2019

shite wife 

British term to describe a woman who may or may not be your wife that needs to be asked to do things/favours instead of just knowing you want a hot chocolate.

Your such a shite wife (insert name) , (insert name) makes me coffee all shift, you just roll your eyes and do it or refuse.

shite wife by Big aldo October 30, 2019

Shite Craic 

Gingers named cormac

That lad is shite craic

Shite Craic by sinner steve July 16, 2022

Shite bowl

When you get so scared you shit to the point yiur organd fall out

Look at that terrifying monster!!! I almist had a shite bowl!!!!!!!!

Shite bowl by bruhsoupandyo December 3, 2022

Shite Magite 

Shite magite is used to soften other vulgar words such as - shit. May encite laughter. May be less vulgar should a child hear the words.

Ah shite magite! Im losing this game again!

Shite Magite by WalksWalker March 9, 2024

shite-seeing 

Pastime activity

Let's go shite-seeing in the toilet.

shite-seeing by 🅰️ December 23, 2024

Shite sex 

A form of sex in which the guy shoves his dick up the ass of their partner, whether that be a guy or a woman, and the effect of this causes the person receiving the dick to end up having their bowels loosened so that they have to go and shite in the toilet aka taking a dump, or shitting. The guy manages to get his dick out quickly enough from the anus, but the partner shits all over the bed about 2-3 seconds later: a tiny amount of shit lands on the erected dick, which upsets the guy and makes his attempted sex act less interesting in the end.

Guy: Want to have a bit of sex in the bed?
Partner: Yeah, I'm in need of some anal.
*guy and partner proceed to get big dicks.*
Partner: Oh shit, stop penetrating me, I need to do a shit.
Guy: Oh shit! Getting my dick out now....
*Partner shits all over the bed 3 seconds later.*
Guy: Woah, that was close, I almost got shite sex!

Shite sex by a_random_shitposting_troll February 15, 2025