Emergency Shituation

When a baby poops themselves in an awkward way, time or place, and if the baby is not changed immediately things will only get worse!

*Prrrrrchhhht* "Oh No!" they said as they saw the poop running down the baby's leg and into the stroller. With no more wipes this is an Emergency Shituation!!

by hardwarehunney514 June 11, 2011

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shitathon

v. to get a lot of work done in a short amount of time, esp. highly tedious or insanely difficult work like reading or really long essays.

Sorry I couldn't answer your call yesterday, I was shitathoning

by Sue Dough Nimm February 19, 2009

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Situational Tourette's

The sudden out burst of profanities that is released when something unfortunate happens. Most commonly seen when a person stubs their toe.

Shawn had a bad case of Situational Tourette's the other night when he banged his bad knees on the coffee table.

You can't bust into situational tourette's every time you miss the eight ball, man.

by BeerSlinger August 31, 2010

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situation fabrication

Or S.F.
A situation that is fabricated/scripted/manipulated by a person to get a desired response from a unsuspecting person

My gf asked

"has that slut texted you?"
No...(text message alert goes off)
Well shit, Situation fabrication just fucked me.

by XxxSFxxX September 14, 2016

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situation vixen

When dealing with the situation there are two options. You can either do the situation walk or you can turn to the situation vixen and she will take care of the situation for you.

"I'm so glad I don't have to do the situation walk because the situation vixen is nearby!"

by Challbaby82 June 3, 2016

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