Shittistic

A stupid and meaningless fact or statistic. A portmanteau of the words "shit" and "statistic."

"I desperately need a girlfriend. Any guy who is over 24 years old and never dated a girl is stigmatized as gay." - Mason

"Are you fucking kidding me? There are so many things incorrect with that statement." - Adam

"I believe you, bro." - Mason

"Where did you learn this shittistic?" - Adam

"Fox News, bruh." - Mason

by RyanMcCarthy July 6, 2019

Shitastic

When something is being absurd as fuck and half of it being amazing

Hey babe I’m watching a movie
*that movie is shitastic

by Pepepe1 October 25, 2023

Shittarticles

The floating feces in the air in bathrooms; particularly public bathrooms where there are massive shit particles floating in the air.

The high school girls didn’t care about the shittarticles in the bathroom air as they were cutting class to make their TikToks.

Cover your toothbrush so the shittarticles don’t get on it!!

I can’t believe they actually hang out in the bathroom with all the shittarticles in the air!

by I am Thor June 26, 2025

spictastic

spictastic; derived from the words spastic and fantastic. when some thing is so crazy/amazing, it can be described as spastic. therefore, something that is fantastically spastic can be called spictastic

WOW, that hand-brake turn was spictastic

by Guy / Luke December 13, 2004

Shantastic

Doing something which you are not qualified to do. Such as develop websites.

"Hey, this site doesn't work. Whoever wrote it did a Shantastic job. Idiots"

by YourFriends December 25, 2008

Sintastic

1. Sluttish or shared by many, oral, penetratable

2. Unrestrained, willing, limitless, sintastic desires.

3. Bizarre, as in act of sex; devient: sintastic attire; sintastic behavior.

4. Based on or existing only in fantasy; unreal: sintastic actions for others pleasure.

5. Wonderful or superb; remarkable: a sinntastic trip to Sherryland.

I met this girl last night... She was sintastic!

That sex was sintastic!

by Harry Scott December 30, 2008

ShatNastic

When someone Shits there pants after laughing so hard they cannot stop it from coming out.

After Bobby told a hilarious joke I was laughing so hard it was ShatNastic.

by BlindMan27 January 25, 2009