fucked up shit

Something that happens that is truly fucked up. An example is when an ugly ass son of a bitch has the nerve to imply that you aren't good enough for him when his girlfriend has the body of a teletubby and her eyebrows don't share the same zip code.

Christopher made some dumbass comments about your body. That is some fucked up shit.

by mcnuggetdestroyer April 23, 2018

up shit creek

Term describing being caught in the act of anal sex with same sex partner

They caught him up shit creek in the supply tent.

by Sofa King December 28, 2005

Coming up shit

The process ones body goes through after consuming xtc to get rid of the toxins

"Fucking hell johnny these diddlys are strong im off for a coming up shit"

by McCheggers October 14, 2011

fucked up shit

something is screwed up real bad

do this homework is fucked up shit

by yolanda anderson January 4, 2008

shit rolls up hill

a funny/sarcastic thing to say when you see a crappy car.
( playing on the phrase 'shit rolls down hill' )

Tommy; 'Well, whattaya know!?!'
Ed; ( climbing out of his Suzuki Samurai ) 'Huh? What's that?'
Tommy; 'Shit rolls up hill!'
Ed; 'Eat a dog-log ya jerk!'
Tommy; 'BA-Hahahahahahahaha!'

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

pighujuioppipy up shit creek without a paddle

wat ure mama said wen i rolled off her last night

rory is an official cock merchant and enjoys the company of water melons (the little afgan)

by pouip December 5, 2003

Shit Me Up

(V.) To make a Skype/FaceTime call with someone while simultaneously taking a shit - A form of communication often found undesirable by the call recipient.

1.) Karen so help me, If you shit me up one more time I'm leaving
2.) Greg shat me up last night, so I don't think I'm gonna talk to him anymore.

by NAAAYRB May 25, 2016