a syndrome that involves a gay man believing he is a navy seal that loves being donkey punched well taking it up the arse.
by out baha August 13, 2003
Get the shearman mug.Smeary - Intended to be pronounced as "Shmeary". It is the act of taking 3 fingers and coating them with the sweat and cheese from your gooey ass crack and smearing it on somebody's upper lip.
Best effect is if you have worked up a good sweat and your crack is real freaking greasey and if the recipient of the "shmeary" has a mustache.
Originates from an individual who frequents a lakeside "pub and grub" in South Central Wisconsin. This individual actually did this to someone who kept fucking with his father at a bar. He went to the head (bathroom) dragged 3 fingers across the crack of his sweaty and greasy ass, went out and grabbed his victim, put him in a headlock and applied the "shmeary" by using the 3 finger method. It is important to note that this dude is a pretty big guy.
According to him...
"Not everyone can just go and start handing out "Shmearys", you have to practice. You have to make sure you have a real greasy ass crack."
Best effect is if you have worked up a good sweat and your crack is real freaking greasey and if the recipient of the "shmeary" has a mustache.
Originates from an individual who frequents a lakeside "pub and grub" in South Central Wisconsin. This individual actually did this to someone who kept fucking with his father at a bar. He went to the head (bathroom) dragged 3 fingers across the crack of his sweaty and greasy ass, went out and grabbed his victim, put him in a headlock and applied the "shmeary" by using the 3 finger method. It is important to note that this dude is a pretty big guy.
According to him...
"Not everyone can just go and start handing out "Shmearys", you have to practice. You have to make sure you have a real greasy ass crack."
Some asshole kept fucking with my father at the bar lastnight. So I worked up a good sweat and gave that fucker a "Smeary".
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Get the Shearer mug.The act of going in a Value City and seeing the bathroom crossed off with police homicide banners with the description "WARNING PLEASE DO NOT CROSS" across them in bold text. Upon entering the said bathroom there is a big smeary shitty mess everywhere including places where shit out of a humans ass is normally not capable of going. In some cases you can try to shit on top of the shit already in the toilet and adding your contribution to the pile while a innocent dad and son enter behind you and witness the smear for themselves as they look in horror.
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