shayner

a synonym to lurk, lurker, creeper or creep

nathan - dude, look over there, quick! look at erik!
henry - woah, whatta shayner!

by Simon Wellsnick March 12, 2008

shatner

verb: the act of pushing or elbowing someone out of the way in order to get a better view of yourself in a mirror (or to hog a camera shot).

"Quit trying to shatner the mirror - I'm trying to shave here!".

by Galidia March 13, 2011

Shanners

A creepy earthling who spends all free time on the computer, chewing on straws, DDRing, and crying over senseless things. Can be lured out of dark corners when presented eggnog.

Bob: Hey Tom, where are all the straws?
Tom: They're gone, Bob. Shanners came by earlier.
Bob: Bloody Hell.

by Shanners November 9, 2006

William Shatner

A man who played the greatest Starfleet captain ever. Unfortunately now, you can place any the suffix "-bag" at the end of any word and it would describe him.

Hi. I'm William Shatner and I'm here to shamelessly plug all my books down your throat but I used to be really coo.

by not william shatner June 26, 2009

Shatner

Redneck Trekkie way of saying they almost shit their pants

Damn!!, Shatner in my britches waitin' in line at the star trek convention. Git-R-Done

by spazz_monkey April 8, 2009

Shatner's Disease

A condition from birth which makes an individual (usually a celebrity) have delusions of grandeur in one particular field (i.e. acting, for William Shatner). These people are not actually talented, they just feel they are due to Shatner's Disease. Also called The Worthless Gene. There is no known cure or treatment.

Why does Britney Spears actually think she can sing?

She was born with Shatner's Disease.

by Britney's Worthless March 20, 2005

sharnell

cool hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh

sharpy you are soooo cool ...yea right

by Geoff February 2, 2005