Shampoo Boy

Goddamn that kid had sex with a shampoo bottle! we shall call him shampoo boy.
by 1030 September 23, 2003
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Body Shampoo

The smell of the body shampoo wasn't a concern once the table shower was nearing its finish.
by Jo mamma said knock you out August 13, 2011
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hey shampoo

an illegal immigrant with 2 identities. works with one name and collects welfare or WIC checks with another name. they may get away with it because of lack of a birth cirtificate. goes to college and gets govt & other funding. keep working! millions on welfare depend on YOU!!!! (I am not one myself)Report their fraud & get a cash reward in most states.
The hey shampoos next door need to be quiet, its pretty late and i gots work tomorrow
by Serbian Gangsta April 29, 2008
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kiki shampoo

A special extra-strength shampoo, guaranteed to make even Kirsten Dunst's hooch smell fresh like spring rain.
Yeah, I was having trouble getting John to give me a good tongue-lashing "down there," but since I tried that kiki shampoo, I can't get his tongue out of my panties!
by lucyfur April 11, 2008
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shampoo my crotch

An English phrase used to express strong dislike for something.
People who talk in metaphors ought to shampoo my crotch.
by Teddy of the Sea March 17, 2014
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When arguing with someone and the other party distracts the topic by resorting to appeals of emotion, belief and other logical fallacies.
The conversation gets caught in a loop. As it reads on the back of a shampoo bottle at the end of the instructions...rinse and repeat.
"X must exist. I just saw a poll that says 90% of all Americans believe in X."

"99% of everyone once thought the world was flat. They had no evidence and were proven wrong by people who sought the truth."

"X must exist! If X did not exist, then the world would be a horrible place!"

"You'll be able to move on. Its only in your mind that X influences your life."

"I acknowledge that I have no argument for the existence of X. However, I have a great desire for X to exist. Therefore I accept that X exists."

"This is like arguing with a shampoo bottle. You're stuck in a loop of rinse and repeat."
by Dread Pirate Skeptic June 08, 2014
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