Shampoo Cannon

When someone uses a pressurised can of shower gel/shampoo and squirts it directly into the eye of another man, the victim will proceed to try and rub it out of there eye, consequently the gel foams even worse and causes excruciating pain to the eye causing the victim to hop around grabbing his eye shouting "arrrg" similar to the noise an angry pirate would make.

"Dude you just got shampoo cannoned"

"James just shampoo cannoned the fuck outta Brian!"

"Ah shit... what the fuck? why would you shampoo cannon me man? fuckkkkkk"

by a1shibby December 26, 2011

shampoon

The aerosol spray strippers use on their vaginas to cover the promiscuous latex aroma

That sh!t was rank until she put some shampoon on it

by Nadaface July 15, 2016

My little Shampoo Bottle

It's is when your significant other uses alot of cringy nicknames for you and you are really just mocking them by saying "my little shampoo bottle".

Them: "you are my little rolly polly"
You: aw thanks "my little shampoo bottle".

by Getbob April 11, 2023

Sampson Fish

A sexy fish found in the tropical waters of Heron Island. Commonly found with the Bellarachie sucker fish.

Oh look there's a Sampson fish over there!

by MagicMirrie December 21, 2014

sampao

a short mad man who always shout and knows what kinda animation people like. He likes to play a lot but when it comes to love story, even Hitler can't defeat him, that kind seriousness, you feel me? sampao is a ... what the heck you reading here motherfucker?! i'm talking to you reading this shit sampao is just a fucking hoe so get the fuck outta here bitch ass nigga

aww he's such a sampao

by bleubleu 98 December 11, 2018

Sampy

He is amazing, sexy and most of all a bad mother fucker! Sampy is hands down the sexiest man on earth! When you get you a Sampy go ahead and look forward to 10 1/2 inches. Sampy is a amazing boxer! When in a relationship he is the most loyal man! He is not a cheater! When he loves a woman, that woman is his heart. He don’t fall I. Love easy, but when he does the world knows! Sampy loves the gym his child or children more then anything in the world!

Who is that bad ass knocking people out?

That’s Sampy he has hands for days!

by Sampysgirlfriend January 17, 2019

sampreet

A very intellectual, strong and sexy guy. Usually a brunette and definitely the most interesting man you know. If you know a man with the name, consider yourself the luckiest and most honored person on the planet

Damn, look at Sampreet, I wish I was him

by helljack November 22, 2021