sham

Term used for cigarette to be incognito
Wanna go post up and smoke a sham?

Sure
by A-Ron Sizzle January 15, 2007
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sham gabbit

scottish slang to describe the unfortunate one with an under-bite.
"sham gabbit"=someone who,s lower jaw protrudes further than their top jaw therefore producing an over-bite... flip side being "gabbit sham" =an over bite, where the upper jaw protrudes over the lower jaw..

"his sham gabbit was so blatent! and he had described himself as handsome!!! apparently not so!! "
by wicked -ice May 11, 2010
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sham bag

A variation of the popular derrogatory term 'douche bag' which articulately describes behavior similar to that of the salesman in the Sham-Wow infomercial.
Your Bluetooth headset makes you look like a total sham bag.
by 44adam44 February 14, 2009
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Sham-Wowed

The act of close-fist jacking a prostiute after she bites your tongue while kissing her/him.
Darryl - "dude, I'm scared!
Leroy - "what's up?"
Darryl - "I Sham-wowed some hooker last night."
Leroy - "How?"
Darryl - "We were kissing and ahh...."
Leroy - "Wait! Why would you kiss a hooker?"
Darryl - "Your right...I'm a tool."
Leroy - "Laters!"
by darryl&Leroy May 05, 2009
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sham-a-lam

(int.) A general exclamatory term, used in many situations:

1) frustration, as a substitute for "darn" or "rats!"
2) confusion, as a substitute for "huh?" or "what?"
3) ecstacy, as in "OH GOD!"
by Gilly Beans October 06, 2009
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sham-pooing

Sham-pooing, Verb: The act of lathering your scalp whilst taking a wild poo.

Also a reference to a homeless person (sham) who is dirty and never showers. The irony!
I took a massive sham-poo the other day it was breath taking, like having a water birth, including full dilation and crowning.

I can't believe I'd never tried sham-pooing before!
by papashivo April 17, 2009
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Shimmy Sham

To be owned, disgraced, defaced, humiliated, annihilated, obliterated in every way, shape or form. In can be used in a pick-up basketball or golf game, snaping contest, skate boarding and BMX challenges. Basically the opponent is expressing his complete confidence in his or her ability to destroy you in any competitive way or totally humiliate you in any manor he or she desires and can imagine.

Orignially coined by a popular player named Zio Carmine in a MMO game played by millions (iMobsters). It is now being used in games to let opponents know that their death or their demise in the game context is quickly approaching and that such defeat will be their end!
IL Rogue: Hey bro what are you going to do about Benny Meece gunning for you?

Zio Carmine: I'm just going to have to go nut and Shimmy Sham his ass until he is so dead his ashes can be scattered at the graveyard along with all the other dead people.
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