Semibisexual

you're straight

mom: what's your sexuality?
you : Semibisexual
mom: I thought you were gay

you : no i said straight

by Crashingman May 13, 2021

semicharmed

the semi-erect stage of a penis; the stage between a limp penis and one in full erection.

"I didn't have the usual morning wood today when I woke up. Instead, my dick was semicharmed."

by Semicharmed June 11, 2007

Semi-Celeb

Someone who is well known and on the verge of becoming a celebrity.

"Pete Merrill is a semi-celeb. He doesn't have paparazzi following him, but a lot of people have heard of him."

by thirdiedotcom December 1, 2009

semi hoe

a girl that is not fully known or does the actions of a "whore" but like to have relations with multiple men. usually this girl is a virgin and is friendly all the time.however this is merely a cover up to make herself seem more innocent.usually this word is not to be used seriously.it can be used jokingly if wanted.

girl is with friend and sees friend talk to one guy she likes on the phone while txting another guy she likes on her phone. the girl says to her friend "oh my god Shery, your such a semi hoe!"
semihoewhoresemihoe

by pootntoot March 31, 2009

Semi On

Halfway between a hard on and a totally flaccid penis. Interestingly, the semi-on is becoming rarer and rarer in today's society, eclipsed as it is by the boner and the laredo. The semi-on's natural habitat is middle school and high school locker rooms, where it is created by young boys in an effort to demonstrate their virility. Intriguingly it is often understood as a sign of faggotry, resulting in a beat down for the perpetrator rather than the expected admiration.

Other times the semi-on can occur include:

* When the individual is too drunk to support a full erection,
* When the individual is somewhat aroused but controlling the feelings and suppressing the erection,
* When the individual is interrupted during sexual activity (or thoughts) but was turned on enough that the erection did not immediately disappear.

Occasionally the word is used as a pejorative to describe individuals who are somewhere between being flaccid cocks and total dicks.

Jimmy masturbated a bit before showering with the other boys: he wanted to look his best in front of everyone. He proudly entered the shower flaunting his semi-on. Later that night, surgeons were unfortunately unable to completely reattach Jimmy's left testicle, as its trip through the sewage system had left it in a rather poor condition.

Davan's grandmother surprised him nude: he tried to hide his excitement, but ended up with a semi-on.

After thirteen beers, John was only able to manage a rather pitiful semi-on, even as the dancer gyrated her hips in his lap.

That moderator is such a Semi On: he never takes a stance on anything, but still comes off as a total dick.

Though Derek was shocked by the interruption of the entrance of Laura's, his semi-on quite handily demonstrated his continued interest in sexual activity.

by SMRTA! August 22, 2003

Semi Brown

It means a person of mixed ethnicities, referring to a mix of ethnic minorities, or an ethnic minority and anglo-european. It can also mean just one ethnic minority, as it is not solely based on racial heritage but also cultural heritage. It basically means to have at least one parent who is of noticeable ethnic minority (and also not), and to be proud and aware of being mixed in an anglo-country. It can also be applied to honorary members of the Semi Brown Nation, such as anglo-peoples who are good friends of those who are Semi Brown. One of the ideas of the Semi Brown Movement is that everyone is mixed racially, and is therefore accepted as long as this is acknowledged. The movement is a representation of a mixed environment, and it incorporates all people of ethnic minority and all those who love to live in a multicultural and multiethnic environment. The followers of the movement are known for their respectful usage of all cultures' languages, history and philosophies, and also their stances which include non-violence, preservation of all cultures, and world peace. VIVA SEMI BROWN MOVEMENT!

Homechild A: 'Ey man those people over there are safe, you know they're from ..... and also ......?
Homechild B: Yeah man, it's why they're so safe, Semi Brown my friend.

Homechild A: That girl is so fine.
Homechild B: Yeah man, it's because her mother's from ...... and her father is from .......
Homechild A: Ahhh man, Semi Brown, Semi Brown.

Homechild A: Our whole group just thought the same thing about this situation.
Homechildren: Semi Brown, Semi Brown.

by SemiBrownMovement January 16, 2008

semi fire

Means it's hot but not quite there

That pic is semi fire, she needs more makeup.

by Clickbate July 30, 2016