single serving friend

a friend that you make on a airplane, seeing to it you will only see/hear from them once. after the flight is done, you most likely will not ever see or hear from this person again.

P1) you are a single serving friend, my man.
P2) What's that?
P1) When you become "friends" with someone that sits next to you on a plane.
P2) Oh well then, I guess i better get going cause the plane has just landed.
P1) aight, well then see yah around.

by Christian Encina June 20, 2008

self-serving

n. The act of masturbation.

Tom: So what happened to you last night?

Bill: Well, I couldn't get any action last night so i had to end up self-serving myself.

by CerberusC24 August 27, 2007

Attention Seeking Whore

Someone who likes to use whoring to get attention

Katie is an attention seeking whore.

by OnlyTheOne August 22, 2011

Seeding Porn

When one has finished downloading porn/pr0n and leave the files available so other may download (upload) said porn from you. Usually done with bit torrent and helps to boost your uplaod download ratio on particular trackers. Most sites enforce a ratio policy so others can get what they want and not have leechers.
As you can watch porn while seeding porn not only are you sharing the love - you can still feel good afterwoods!

"I need to get my ratio back up to 1:1"
"Dude, seed your porn"

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"I keep my ratio healthy by seeding porn"

by Adz0rz September 27, 2005

Seeking Validation

The act of seeing if what you’re either doing or saying is accurate using another person to bounce off of.

Yo man, he’s completely seeking validation with that.

by Infernuscryxis August 16, 2018

drain the heat seeking moisture missile

to engage in the action of manually stimulating the male genitalia. results usually as the effect of long droughts of sexual activity, but not limited only to pervs who have never been laid, though there is a strong link to said pervs and dramatically increased amounts of aforementioned stimulation.

ted: man last night after susie-lee blew me off at the bar i went home and drained the heat seeking moisture missile, if you know what i mean.
jimbo: ted, you sick bastard.

by mitch November 3, 2004

sneeving

Describes the movement of a dog's jowls while they are sniffing. The dog's mouth is closed and as it sniffs, the jowls move in and out at the rate and vigor of the sniffs.

My puppy was sneeving as he sniffed the wonderful aroma of the food on the dinner table.

by 2pups January 18, 2010