mall security

usually employed by a contracted "security" company, these people are given absolutely no means to control dangerous situations, but are expected to keep things under control until the police arrive. their job is to give the "perception" of security, without actually having to go through the hassle of having real training. usually known as rent a cops, they must also deal with a complete lack of respect from the patrons of the mall they serve. low pay and horrible hours make the job ideal only to lazy fat people and college students.

concerned citizen: that man just ate my daughter!
mall security guard: wtf do you want me to do, all i have is a flashlight! this radio doesn't even work outside the building.

by bah May 13, 2005

Chamber of Secrets

A lighthearted term for the void between a female's legs with the all important Harry Potter reference.

Remember to protect your wand when entering the chamber of secrets.

by the scowl April 28, 2006

The secret

"The secret" is to take old, uncopyrighted material, republish and sell it as your own, and make millions. This isn't what the book "The secret" will tell you, but it's how the author got rich.

I just discovered "The secret" to easy wealth! It's plagiarism!

by GAWII May 8, 2008

Victoria's Secret

Something Victoria doesn't want to tell you.

No, I certaintly won't tell you. It's Victoria's Secret!

by Tromboja January 2, 2005

Victoria's Secret

A store where straight men often pretend to be gay so they can work there, folding panties. Only to find that later on, it prevents them from getting laid, and they never get to size women for bras.

lalala victoria's secret

by crayonzzzz November 28, 2009

secret

Something you're not supposed to tell anyone, but somehow gets out regardless of who told who.

I thought that your crush on JT was supposed to be a secret.

Keep it secret. Keep it safe.

by JenThe80'sFan May 12, 2004

Saucerful of Secrets

Second album by British band Pink Floyd. It was released in 1968. It was the last Pink Floyd album to feature founding member Syd Barrett. Syd Barrett wrote 3 songs for this album but only Jugband Blues was put on the album. Saucerful of Secrets is a very good album. Very underrated compared to their later work. This album was a group project which featured contributions from all members. This album also has two songs written and sung by Rick Wright which are very beautiful.

Track List:
1: Let There Be More Light
2:Remember a Day

3: Set the Controls for the Heart of the Sun
4: Corporal Clegg
5: A Saucerful of Secrets
6:See-Saw
7: Jugband Blues

Guy#1: Hey man what you listening to?
Guy#2: I'm listening to Pink Floyd man.
Guy#1: Awesome what album?

Guy#2 A Saucerful of Secrets.
Guy#1: Cool I've never heard of that one.
Guy#2: Yea a lot of people haven't but it's a great album.
Guy:1: Yea but I like Dark side of the moon and The Wall. Is it like them?

Guy#2 gets up and walks away.

by Handrober October 20, 2009