Staten Island Surprise

Having a female sit on your face, expecting to perform cunnilingus on her, only to have her suddenly defecate on/in your mouth before robbing you of your wallet and fleeing the scene. Named after the New York Borough that popularized the practice.

Yo, Tony? Did you hear what happened to Joe the other night? That hoe from the bar gave him a Staten Island Surprise.

by Bumpy Dallas March 18, 2010

The cream corn surprise

The act of puking in somebody's butthole and furiously ejaculating on the vomit forming a chunky creamy mixture .

"She was down for some anal so I gave her a cream corn surprise."
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by Shitcakedasshairs July 4, 2016

Bangkok Surprise

It's when you find out that she is a he.

I had a Bangkok surprise last night

by Rajhadin October 15, 2008

Soupy Sack Surprise

(v). 1. The act stepping out of a reall hot bath or shower then lowering your warm soupy ball sack into your sleeping girlfriends mouth, spitting on her forehead and yelling surprise when she wakes up gagging on your sack.

1."Hino, I may have been dreaming but i think your brother gave me a Soupy Sack Surprise last night."

2."Wake up bitch its a Soupy Sack Surprise."

by LS returns(tiny) January 11, 2009

surprise farty

When several people wait for someone to come into a room and then all fart at the same time.

We'd all eaten some kickass chili. We had a big surprise farty for Dave when he walked into the room. It really stank up the joint.

by Gargantulaz July 24, 2018

Hairy Surprise

When someone trims their pubic hair and places the trimmings into an envelope (preferably putting them into a birthday card first), addresses the letter and sends it to somebody

I hate the new kid in town, lets "Hairy Surprise" him. I KNOW! I'll write in the card: have a hairy merry Christmas!

by The Real Clive August 30, 2009

Fluoride Surprise

The sexual act of a man ejaculating into there partners mouth, then rubbing their penis along their teeth simulating the brushing of teeth.

Johnny:"Mommy, why are you're teeth so white?"

Mom: "Well daddy is really good at fluoride Surprises."

by BigAssJimBo June 10, 2012