Suffering Bastard

A beverage made popular by the Trader Vic's establishments. Served in a Tiki Mug depicting a Moai(Easter Island Statue - pronounced 'mo-eye') holding his head as though he's got a killer headache(thus-suffering). The classic Suffering Bastard contains 1 part gin, 1 part rum, 1/2 part lime juice, dash of bitters, 1 part ginger ale, served over ice.

Barkeep, I'll have a Suffering Bastard!

by Shani T. October 3, 2005

gerbil stuffer

one who stuffs gerbils into their anus for sexual gratification

Sig stuffs gerbils in his ass because the little claws feel good to his rectum wall.

by kim November 17, 2006

stuffers

1)junk food; snacks. (e.g.: pretzels, cheesy poofs, chips, popcorn, etc.) Usage note: never used to describe beverages.

2)any food which can be rapidly or obsessively consumed.

3)Any food product with no nutritional value whatsoever.

see: munchies, styrofoam

1) You bring the smokes, I'll bring the stuffers.

2) "Whoa. You'd better lay off the stuffers! You've already been through 3 pounds of those pistachios."

3) I'm bringing a vegetable platter to the party, not stuffers. Someone's got to be health conscious.

by Izhmo Goetz March 16, 2004

sufferfest

An activity whereby all participants ache, agonize, ail, be at a disadvantage, be racked, deteriorate, endure, grieve, languish, and/or writhe.. but by co-misery, yet co-hesiveness, will have experienced a grand time.
raftingkayakingclimbingteamadventure

We put-in on the Trinity rafting amidst a snowball fight. Our dry gear was soaked within an hour. Every morning we waited for our wetsuits to thaw. They were frozen in a U-shape from the useless clothesline with icicles hanging from the arms and legs. On the fourth and final night, we all slept in our wetsuits. It rained or hailed the entire time. Soggy sandwiches and all. But we celebrated the sufferfest with beers, sun-showers, and bacon wrapped dates at the take-out.climbingadventure

by outsidejay2 April 7, 2011

sluffer

One who skips school.

Guy one: She is never in class.
Guy two: What a sluffer.

by SamanthaStarr March 16, 2008

Turkish Snuffer

A sexual act in which the woman lies on her back while the man squats down dropping his balls in her mouth while clenching his asshole over her nose. During her convulsive sexual asphyxia, he can choose to either a) jizz on her tits or b) frig her to climax or c) both. Also known as the Turkish Melvin

I accidentally suffocated my girlfriend during a
Turkish Snuffer but damn did we both get off good.

by D-Bones September 8, 2008

Suffern

Suffern is a small town in Rockland county. At the middle school high school all the white girls wear lulu lemon leggings ,hazel sweatshirts,Ugg boots and adidas sneakers as soon as the weather is nice for one day everyone wears shorts. The boys wear shorts everyday even in 7 degree weather. There is usually a group of girls who think they are better than everyone but be careful because they will take you down. Middle schoolers drink at parties but so do high schoolers. If you haven’t smoked weed yet and you go to Suffern you’re either lying or one of those rare people. Most people have witnessed people vaping or doing much worse in the bathrooms. People are super fake and drama is always a thing in Suffern. Suffern has a huge music department. And drama always happens off the stage during there musicals.

Person 1: have you heard what happened in Suffern.
Person 2: No, what happened ?

Person 1 : 2 kid got suspended for doing the dirty in the bathroom.

Person 2: well that’s Suffern for ya

by Someweirdo13 April 26, 2019