schmong

Placeholder word that has no concrete denotative meaning, but a mildly negative connotative meaning. Typically used to describe or brand low-quality products or associates. Coined in Tempe, Arizona in 1993.

I can't stand that effing SchmongTech computer!
Ugh. That guy's a total schmong.

by B.J. Black August 11, 2006

schmock and a pancake

partaking in weed smoking and eating pancakes

you wanna schmock and a pancake tonight?

by dublevision February 21, 2004

SCUMOSIS

The green shit you see in the gutter water

"Hey Mario, what is that green shit floating in the gutter water?" Oh... That's "SCUMOSIS" Brett!

by Rock Ferraro May 28, 2009

schmoffo

literally coffee. Or as a response to something pleasing.

"Mmm, a tasty cup of schmoffo."

"Are you all set to go?"
-"schmoffo."

by leasi February 18, 2009

Schmoigety

a person of lower or less than normal intelligence. someone who lacks common sense.

That guy is a complete schmoigety.

by colbycheese July 1, 2009

Schmobler

People you tend to dislike.

Kayla is a Schmobler

by joeramwasbanned September 12, 2009

scemotic

wanting to be scene, emo, gothic.
it's what other people call you when they don't want you to be scene, emo, or gothic.

Jake ; "you made me depressed"
Me ; "stfu, and stop being scemotic"

by Elmo & Ema April 15, 2011