screwdriver

da guy durin intercourse

da retarded screwdriver fucked da bitch up da pisshole.

by hehehehehehehehhew July 2, 2005

Irish Screwdriver

A hammer. So called due to the difficulty faced when our dextrousley challenged chums, fancy a spot of D.I.Y

Hey fergus, chuck us that Irish Screwdriver, Im having a wee spot of bother with this nail!

by Prof. Spock September 12, 2006

Irish screwdriver

A hammer. From an old joke about an Irish labourer talking to his boss.

"How'd you get them screws driven in so fast Paddy?"
"Oi used an 'ammer sir, et were much faster."

"it's not working"

"use an irish screwdriver then"

by Arnold B. Loke January 9, 2014

Screwdram

Screwdram (v): to hammer with a screwdriver, esp. when intoxicated.

(strange hammering noise...)
Guy 1: What the fuck are you doing down there?
Guy 2: I gotta pound this peg in...
Guy 1: You're an idiot. You don't even have a hammer.
Guy 2: (holding screwdriver) I'm gonna screwdram it!

by Big Guy Rich February 16, 2010

Screwbared

The same as Fubared, but a lighter application.

That tank battalion got Screwbared because 1 of it's tanks got Fubared.

by backotruck January 25, 2012

Screwdriver

A dildo.

I bought a screwdriver last night!

by Otachi365 June 20, 2016

Screwdriver

An annoying or a person that makes people frustrated. Commonly used to make fun people in an un-serious manner and just kidding around.

“Shut up, screwdriver!”

by Handlerock September 22, 2019