Scrambled

When one or more people sneak up on an unsuspecting person and shake his or her belly fat repeatedly with both hands so that it looks much like a scrambling egg.

"Hey! There's a fat guy! Let's go scramble him!"

"You just got scrambled!"

by DesperateHokie October 6, 2012

Scrambled eggs

Boil a couple of eggs, peel them and have your girlfriend suck them into her meat taco. Use your raging boner and hammer the shit out of her for about 5 minutes. Then proceed to eat your freshly made scrambled eggs.

Honey, lets make some scrambled eggs.

by peanutsz April 25, 2013

scrambles

when a guy cant get it out (cant ejaculate)after beating the meat too much ect. smacking the squirrel

man i had a bad case of the scrambles last night i was alone all day

by zack and kyle May 8, 2010

scrambled eggs

It's when you are, like, banging a chick, right? And right as you're about to bust a nut you run into the kitchen! And then you break a bunch of eggs open on a skillet and then move them around until they look like they're about done. Then you, uh... then you eat them.

Person 1: Oh shit! Last night I was bangin' this chick and I gave her a SCRAMBLED EGGS!!!

Person 2: OH SHIT!!! True dat?

Person 1: True dat!

Person 2: Word! How was that sheeit?

Person 1: It was delicious.

by K-Pax December 29, 2005

scrambies

nick name for scrambled eggs

Yo Pete, you gonna make me some scrambies?

by Samhanem June 21, 2008

Scrambled eggs

Falling on and/or hitting your nuts.... really hard

Dude you just scrambled your eggs on that rail.

by The Wonder Skate Team August 28, 2005

Scrambled Eggs

When a woman is kicked in the crotch and suffers from mass egg confusion and damage as a result. Many women have reported having malooly and/or re re children.

I kicked that hoebag and she got scrambled eggs.

by Neil Mik January 26, 2009