Schizopedophile 

The Pedophile who suffers schizophrenia.

Pedophile: “I could see the naked child talking to me.”

Prison Psychiatrist: “I don’t see any ‘naked child’ in interrogation room. You are just hallucinating it. You are not just a pedophile but a ‘schizopedophile.’”

Schizopedophile by Midrated May 4, 2025

Schleped 

When you try to help someone, expose wrongdoing, or do something for their benefit, but instead they turn against you, get you banned, or take legal action.

I tried to warn the server about the scammers, but now I’ve been schleped—can’t believe they sued me after I was just helping.

Schleped by TripinAtWork August 15, 2025

Schlopenhimer nigger dick

It means can u stroke it 10x faster with maximum speed as u 360 no scope you on call of duty as u stroke my shit to hentai

Can you pass me the Schlopenhimer nigger dick

Schlopenhimer nigger dick by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025

schloozer

someone between snoozing and sleeping

my husband is a schloozer

schloozer by coolwip19 May 16, 2026

Glopper Schlopper

Ask Don

contact don to find out what a glopper schlopper is

Glopper Schlopper by Sphincks January 4, 2024

goober schloober 

Someone who is the ultimate wackiest person ever, levels of goofiness TOO HIGH!

It happens when a goober and a schloober combine- must be contained

Man, my girlfriend is such a goober schloober, i’m so scared right now

goober schloober by Gary_mint_p-_- February 10, 2024