Santa

Satan when spelled by a dyslexic.

Satan, oh I mean Santa, is coming to town.

Santa by Hexenhammer December 23, 2009

Santa

A code word to use to tell your bro that there is a hot girl around. THE GIRL WILL NEVER KNOW!! If it is a milf, you say to you M.C Santa. :)
When you see a group of hot girls, you tell your bro that its christmas.

Never use this if your gay.

HOLY FUCK DUDE LOOK AT THAT SANTA 12 o'clock!
Dude your mother is a fucking M.C Santa.
MY GOD IT MUST BE CHRISTMAS!

Santa by Jeffro Robert Gregory Googan December 7, 2011

Santa

A man, more often than not a Silver Fox who sports grey or white pubic hair...

White or grey Pubes.

To christen a man or Silver Fox who has white or grey pubic hair, Santa, St Nick, Father Christmas etc....

Santa by MissBushcraft November 8, 2011

Santa

In fact, Santa is an anagram for Satan. True Story...

"Santa lives in hell"
"Santa! I blew that chick!"

Santa by afrobear February 19, 2009

Santa

Your typical douchebag guy who likes to wear a red robe and red sweat pants. which is why we call him santa, he also seems to enjoy growing unfortunate facial hair, while being bald at the same time. oh and he's bad in bed.

"its santaaaaaa"

Santa by santaslittlestelf April 12, 2010

Santa

A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.

Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.

Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!

Santa by Ahdhan February 1, 2018

Santa

A creepy old fucker who preys on little kids.

"omg look its santa, someone warn that pre-schooler before he gets shitmixed by santas large hairy elf cock"!!!

Santa by jacko2431 June 1, 2018