salmon packer

When a dominate male's trousers are so tight that you can see their penis in extreme definition.

This will make you un-resistable to all women and are the most likely to be bought drinks all night.

"Your Salmon is very well packed this evening"

"No money ... No problems... I'm a grade A Salmon Packer"

by theofficialsalmonpackers June 9, 2017

midnight salmon

when you are having a cook out and there is no corn so your friend brings a salmon instead and then you eat it it at night

"Wow James thanks for that midnight salmon"

by captainthicc May 27, 2020

salmon slut

A female or females who allow / trade sexual or perverse activities for a preferably freshly caught salmon.

Gee dad we sure did catch alot of salmon today do you think if we see any salmon sluts on the way home we can trade one of the smaller ones?

by Fitswell dick 916 November 27, 2020

Flailing Salmon

The sexual position where a woman lays on her back with her legs hanging over a man who is laying on his side perpendicular to the woman during the act of coitous, resembling a salmon trying to get upstream in the spawn as he moves in a humping motion

Last night I gave my wife the Flailing Salmon for hours, I dropped more loads than UPS!

by feeldasteel October 14, 2008

the salmon dance

The dance Fat Lip learnt from from Sammy Salmon and taught to all the boys and girls.

Jimmy: What's the crazy crackhead doing to that dancefloor?
Horatio: I believe tht is what is known as the salmon dance.
Jimmy: Damn, i feel sorry for the chicks out there.

by sumwigga October 29, 2007

salmon helmet

When someone with a rotten twat sits on your face.

You think that's bad, remember when the prophet Muhammed gave me a salmon helmet while I was wearing a toga.

by Semi Wynn June 11, 2006

happy salmon

a handshake involving two or more people slapping forearms together, like two happy salmon.

dude, gimme the happy salmon! **consequently makes slapping noises**

by Drew the Zoo October 6, 2006