salad fingers 

Salad fingers is a flash cartoon that uses the facade of random hysteria (rusty spoons, ridiculuos combinations eg. salad and fingers) to communicate a more serious, tragedic perspective of the world. This could almost be compared to naive art, in that it is seemingly spontaneous, a work deliberately imitating childish art, but in so doing accessing the darkest recesses of human consciousness. Not only does salad fingers touch rusty things, his mono-mania and schizophrenic behaviour hints at abuse and isolation. Salad fingers is not simply strange, laughable - in its repulsiveness it higlights aspects of the human condition that are glossed over in everyday life, or ignored in the mentally ill and the suffering. It is for this reason that salad fingers may be described as sad, as well as strange.

He dreams of rusty taps.
He talks to a broken telephone.
He is often reduced to being utterly terrified by a few choice words. ("I think he likes spoons too.")

salad fingers by Grey Sea June 9, 2005

salad toss 

licking asshole and taint

toss my salad, fool

salad toss by hott-nix February 17, 2003

salad tosser 

Some who licks the outside and inside of an asshole.

Eric is a salad tosser!

salad tosser by orphic December 5, 2002

Salad head 

A term for Roblox players who try to dress themselves up looking cool using multiple Catalog accessories and body parts, a common salad head will have a combination of the "Frost Guard General" "Robloxian 2.0" and the "Skeleton" package, as for accessories they usually wear the "Holiday crown" "Paper hat" "Beautiful Hair for Beautiful People"
for clothes they usually have some plaid design on their shirts and ripped jeans, sometimes they wear supreme merch as well, in terms of music they like trash rap songs, Gucci gang and stuff like that

Yeah, that salad head tried to flex on me with his ugly clothes, like honestly, why would you try to be cool on Roblox?

Salad head by KentuckyFriedHumans January 2, 2020

salad fingers 

salad fingers is possibly an ordinary looking man, in an ordinary world, with an unordianry life. He is very mentally ill, depressed and unmedicated, or at least refuses to take it. What we see in salad fingers episodes is how salad fingers sees the world. Being depressed and mentally ill he sees himself as the way we see him and also sees an otherwise thriving world as post apocolyptic. His friends and those he encounters are all figments of his imagination from a combination of mental illness and lonliness. Favor of rust and blood also comes from his mental illness. Salad fingers lives in an apartment in the city, apartment number 22. However he is a lonley isolated man, and therefore he sees his apartment as being just one small house in the middle of nowhere. He has no contact with any other human beings whatsoever, until episode 5, where he interacts with a girl he originally thought was a product of his imagination but turned out to be real. This is signified by her being the only other character in the series other then salad fingers that can speak. Because he simply did not know how to be with real people, he broke down. There is no word yet as to if he ever fully recovered.

"rusty kettle...(scratch scratch)... ooooaaaahhhh"

salad fingers by Wolf March 2, 2005

Salad Days 

Youth.

First used by Shakespeare in Anthony and Cleopatra: "...in my salad days, when I was green in judgement..."

Get it? It's a fucking pun. Ha Ha! Salad is green, and in my 'salad days' I was green. Get it?

Man, that Shakespeare is right up their with Richard Pryor and George Carlin.

Fuking British and their fucking puns. Give it a fucking rest!

Anyway, I might not have the quotation exactly correct, but the point is that the phrase has nothing to do with 'hardships' or 'comfortable living.'

It refers to inexperience and innocence, not carefree existance.

Man 1: In my salad days, I wanted to grow up to be a male ballerina.

Man 2: Did you go to Princeton?

Salad Days by BcozTheNite August 24, 2008

Salad-dodger 

An obese person.

That has got to be the biggest salad-doger in the world!

Salad-dodger by Falcon March 7, 2003