The Alpha of the Alphas. He Drives a stick shift with no hands on the wheel so he can shift while finger fucking your bitch. His sprinting speed is immaculate due to the third leg he has. He feeds off the the energy of other alpha males by consuming them. (Ryan Goodman, Craig Sleeman, #55)
Friend to other friend: Dude I'm such an alpha
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there
friend: Dude no you're not look thats Kennith Sals over there
by Yanni734 November 19, 2021

THE GAYEST MAN YOU'LL EVERY MEET.
HE likes video games and loves VR.
he can get enough dick in his mouth.
HE likes video games and loves VR.
he can get enough dick in his mouth.
Sal is poopy.
by poopy man 2259 May 23, 2020

by Michael Jinglebells October 29, 2021

by Genshin impact July 23, 2021

A sweet girl that helps people whenever they need shy at first but will get there evenly she will always make you smile and never make you feel upset that's a Sal for you :DD (By her bff)
Wow Sal looked soo good yesterday - 1 boy
Don't try anything bro she is tough and strong - 2 boy
oi don't mess with the emo chick - me 𓅌
Don't try anything bro she is tough and strong - 2 boy
oi don't mess with the emo chick - me 𓅌
by Treesaregay June 4, 2021

Person 1: I want character A and character B to end up together, literally die if you ship anything different.
Person 2: SALS dude, it’s not that serious
Person 2: SALS dude, it’s not that serious
by genderfluid so its always gay July 22, 2022

When your on a sail boat and recurve a blowjob buy a girl with a wooden leg and a golden tooth. Right as your about to finish your dick gets blown off by a cannon ball.
by johnnyjrockets September 6, 2021
