The one and only appropriate response to the age old saying "you smelt it you dealt it" thus pinning the flatulence back on the gentleman whom is most likely responsible.
*gentleman 2 farts in the elevator*
gentleman 1: Oh my god that smells disgusting! Taco Bell again for lunch?
gentleman 2: Dude...you smelt it you dealt it
gentleman 1: On the contrary, you said the rhyme you did the crime
gentleman 2: You reversed the charge so your at large!
gentleman 1: umm no...that is a stupid one
gentleman 2: damn ok you got me
gentleman 1: Oh my god that smells disgusting! Taco Bell again for lunch?
gentleman 2: Dude...you smelt it you dealt it
gentleman 1: On the contrary, you said the rhyme you did the crime
gentleman 2: You reversed the charge so your at large!
gentleman 1: umm no...that is a stupid one
gentleman 2: damn ok you got me
by rainman690 July 22, 2010
Get the you said the rhyme you did the crime mug.An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010
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‘What he said’ – perplexing late 20th/early 21st Century social media phenomenon. Often to be found on social media sites whereby an individual asks either a reasonable question, solicits help with an issue or question, or seeks assistance with a pressing issue. The individual will then be provided with informed and insightful comments from a broad base of contributors. Eventually, the requesting individual will receive a response from a poorly informed (but perhaps well intentioned) contributor, echoing the previous comments stating ‘What he said’.
The exact point of stating ‘What he said’ when what was said had already been said has yet to be fully determined (particularly when what was ‘said’ was perhaps neither true or accurate). It is often considered a phrase used by the inarticulate and confused.
The exact point of stating ‘What he said’ when what was said had already been said has yet to be fully determined (particularly when what was ‘said’ was perhaps neither true or accurate). It is often considered a phrase used by the inarticulate and confused.
Mr A: ‘Why do we not see white dog poo anymore?’
Contributor 1: ‘White dog poo is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.’
Contributor 2: ‘What he said.’
Contributor 1: ‘White dog poo is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.’
Contributor 2: ‘What he said.’
by Octopus Scott November 12, 2013
Get the what he said mug.Example 1: after larry let the pizza lay out and it became stale.
billy: arrrgh its so hard
Johnny: Thats what she said
Example 2: Joe and Trenton were eating ice cream.
Joe: mmmmm this tastes sooo good
Trenton: Thats what she said
Example 3: Jack and Nick Were at a party last night.
Jack: last night was the best, it was so fun.
Nick: thats what she said
Example 4: Adam and Tyler were waiting in a line that was hardly moving at all.
Tyler: FASTER!!!!
Adam: Thats what she said
billy: arrrgh its so hard
Johnny: Thats what she said
Example 2: Joe and Trenton were eating ice cream.
Joe: mmmmm this tastes sooo good
Trenton: Thats what she said
Example 3: Jack and Nick Were at a party last night.
Jack: last night was the best, it was so fun.
Nick: thats what she said
Example 4: Adam and Tyler were waiting in a line that was hardly moving at all.
Tyler: FASTER!!!!
Adam: Thats what she said
by Epic Trenton August 3, 2011
Get the Thats what she said mug.-I work at a toll booth and don't want to kill myself, said no one ever.
-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.
-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
-Hold my fanny pack, I'm about to go fuck a woman, said no one ever.
-My life's about three things. Gettin' paid, gettin' laid, and the Dewey decimal system! Said no one ever.
by The Boho April 25, 2014
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Similar to "that's what she said", but used as a put down instead of a build up. Can also be used with a name.
"To You" ie
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!
"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!
David: Why does that have to be so tiny!
Cooper: That's what she said to you!
"Name" ie
Cooper: You're never going to be able to hit this hole.
Sean: That's what she said to Issac
Issac: F**k you!
by thethoughtofyou February 18, 2009
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