Hoover Swoop

The haircut worn by most, if not all, of the people from Hoover High School in Hoover, Alabama. Demonstrated by the popular MTV show Two-A-Days. Characterized by the hair coming across the forehead in a "swooping" motion.

"I asked her how she knew I was from Alabama, and she said I was sporting the perfect Hoover woop."

"He said that I looked like a douchebag because my hair was cut in a Hoover swoop."

"Look at that fratboy over there with the Hoover swoop"

by mcwilley October 7, 2009

Swoomin'

V. i. to be amongst beautiful girls

ii. to be mackin
N. . Swoomers are single (or wish to be...)
ii. Swoomers don't talk, they just do
iii. Swoomers aren't made, they are born
iv. Swoomers don't approach, biddies flock
v. Swoomers don't seek attention, they just gain it.
vi. Swoomers drink top shelf
vii. Swoomers get yoked
viii. Swoomers are prepared for whatever awaits them
ix. Swoomers can say whatever, to whomever, whenever
x. Swoomers don’t play the game, they are the game
xi. Swoomers don't take NO for an answer
xii. Swoomers know things before they happen. They got that swoom sense
xiii. Swoomers demand excellence
xiv. Swoomers are show'ers and grow'ers
xv. Swoomers' swag switch is always ON

Dude was swoomin', we had no chance

by George B. Swoomin May 3, 2010

Swoonable

An object, person, place, etc. that is worthy of being swooned over, to be enraptured with

That guy over there is totally swoonable

by EntoGeeks October 27, 2010

Swookage

- Good shit that Happens to you.
- To Describe an event or Happening.
- Something Good that Sices your day.

- I Just Found a $100 Dollars, Now thats a Swookage!!
- I heard she was down for the Team... Swookage!

by DraytoN4Real December 30, 2010

Swoop and squat

A tactic used in gang stalking that generally uses two cars and/or distraction to try to create a car accident for insurance fraud. When driving, a car cuts you off to close the gap between you and the car in front. Then an accomplice in another car will abruptly cut the car in front of you off to make them stop abruptly. This fake situation is created with the intention of trying to make you rear end the car in front of you and make it look like you are at fault. Sometimes there may be a distraction to the side to try to make it more likely that you make hit the car in front. Insurance fraud.

Those stalkers tried to create an accident using the "swoop and squat" method to create a car accident to for insurance fraud.

by human lab rat July 20, 2014

swoop flu

Having or contracting an std.

You look like you burning did you catch a case of the swoop flu.

by PlayboyR January 2, 2014

swoofer

When your dog comes through the kitchen seeking food that may have fallen on the floor.

I dropped part of my sandwich, and if course the dog came swoofering through to eat it before I could pick it up.

by theeTSM January 27, 2014