National suck Theo’s dick day

On on May 1st if you see that sexy beast Theo u gotta suck his dick

“Aww shit it’s national suck Theo’s dick day”

“Oh shit there he is”

“Looks like I’m have to suck his dick”

by theothegod April 12, 2019

sucking dick

sucking dick iz when a male sticks his dick n da gurlz mouth and moves her moth back n fourth n useing her hand on the dick like jerking it off she does that only when she cant reach the rest of the dick so she does that.then when da male is abot 2 nut u skeet all ova her face!most gurlz dont know how 2 do it soo they practice!itz all right 2 suck a dick it really iz itz human nature!!!!

shit i had da best time ova da weekend i was sucking dick n i fucked like 8 people their 2!!!!

by ALFALPHA July 30, 2008

Suck my dick shit lips

An expression one commonly uses after having anal sex and going arse to mouth.

After pulling his cock out of her arse, Joe said to Mary, "suck my dick shit lips". He then proceeded to put his cock in her mouth

by Matteo Evandro September 6, 2016

ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger

when a crackhead is so horribly ruined, poor and hungry that they will suck a persons dick for a cheeseburger.

you walk out of mcdonalds and a crazy homeless man runs up to you ill suck yo dick for a cheeseburger!

by xray500 August 13, 2011

The ATF Can Suck My Dick

This is just for the mug

Chad: Hey Kyle did you get the "The ATF Can Suck My Dick" mug?
Kyle: Fuck ya i got that mug!

by FuckFuckingFuckBalls May 1, 2022

Suck my dick from the back

The act of tucking a boner back in between the legs and holding it there whilst someone sucks it.

You can suck my dick from the back

by UnholyXx May 29, 2018

National suck Sans dick day

13th of April is national suck Sans dick day so if you see him and you are hot suck his dick.

Oh today is 13th of April, it's National suck Sans dick day so that mean I will suck his dick!

by Suck_a_cock3000 April 11, 2019