stiffy

A stiffy refers to a new mask

god-dammit dude this mask you gave me is a stiffy.

by Bofa.d August 1, 2021

stiffy-squat

The exceedingly uncomfortable and inconvenient bent-far-forward position that you are forced to assume when sitting on the toilet and trying to urinate, but you have a "stubborn" boner that refuses to "relax", and so you have to awkwardly lean way over with your head down between your knees in order to rotate your abdomen far enough to get the tip of Mr. Happy down into the bowl.

It's a good idea to take a good long whiz **before** "getting it on hot 'n' heavy" with a luscious chick --- especially if you also take a Viagra/Cialis pill prior to said bouncy-bouncy --- to avoid any unexpected stiffy-squats.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Piss Stiffy

Getting an erection due to having to take a piss.

Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.

Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.

by Camshot4 June 8, 2016

Stiffy

a hand job (jerking off) given by yourself or another person.

my girlfriend/boyfriend gave me a stiffy in the car.

by Chubsalot October 31, 2022

stiffy danger

in danger of getting a boner

i was sitting with a girl that i had no attraction to. but she took off her shirt, and bam. stiffy danger

by samiluna312 October 20, 2013

stinky stiffy

A hard dick that smells like road kill

That guy has one stinky stiffy

by Pat2525 August 9, 2023

stiffy homo

To be Afraid of hard

dick in or on you

Jordan is a stiffy homo

by Chicks luv me August 25, 2018