stance up on it

When learning any new skateboard trick it is difficult to keep the board under you. So you must stance up on it.

Also applies to swimming.

(Random at the skatepark can’t land nollie ghetto birds)
Kareem Campbell: You gotta stance up on it dawg!

by March 11/2024 May 11, 2025

gay stance

They way someone stands when they're probably gay. Typically a lean to the left or right, with arms akimbo.

"Yeah, that guy totally has gay stance. Looks like he's about to fall over"

by cheesegambino April 17, 2024

fent stance

A phrase used to describe the lifeless, zombie-like stance symptomatic of fentanyl abuse.

"i bet sean o’malley has a crazy Fent Stance" (@KellyMa16932535)

@KellyMa16932535. Twitter, 21 August 2023, twitter.com/KellyMa16932535/status/1693646238124536315

by aegtiv February 16, 2024

stance

The opinions that somebody expresses publicly about something

This is her stance on Women's Day

by anonymous February 22, 2024

Buffalo Stance

Stubbornness; stalemate in an interaction, argument, etc.

Negotiations became a buffalo stance.

by Palindromic July 20, 2022

Rob-Stance Meeting

A Rob-Stance Meeting is a meeting in which all attendees typically participate while Rob-Stancing, the pure testosterone in the room will prevent the meeting from going off track and will keep meetings short and precise.

Guy 1: You're done the meeting already?

Guy 2: We had a Rob-Stance Meeting so we executed the agenda easily, effectively and quickly.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022

Rob-Stance

Standing with your spine straight & your legs at a 45-degree angle away from each other so they form a 2D pyramid of sorts. The Rob-Stance was designed to achieve higher levels of thought as well as skill learning.

It has also been said that it increases testosterone, life expectancy, meme potential, aerodynamics, thermodynamics as well as it just looks cool.

It also allows the user to properly utilize short tables while being tall and not having a chair.

guy 1: These tables are so damn short, we need bigger ones!
guy 2: Just Rob-Stance.

by Le Boy September 12, 2022