Establish Your Stairs

Architecturally understanding your stairs masterfully in the subconscious.
Not a day goes by where I feel complete and really understand life without first establishing my stairs.

My friend lost their flip flops, and I asked them, did you establish your stairs?
by TwoFacesPodcast March 27, 2022
Get the Establish Your Stairs mug.

Cat-and-bounce stairs

A staircase that nobody uses except drug users or animals who go to the toilet, thus the need to "bounce" down the stairs to avoid syringes and cat faeces.
I'd rather go the long way around than go down the cat-and-bounce stairs.
by Double Sugarplay July 26, 2023
Get the Cat-and-bounce stairs mug.

Stair Party

An anti-establishment organization that runs on a principle of decentralization in politics in which these principles ensure the parties focuses on local platforms to affect the issues in their local communities and ultimately benefit the nation as a whole.
Wow, I never knew the Democrats and Republicans were so horrible, I am glad I learned about the Stair Party from their website stairparty.org!
by Vicrowave July 31, 2023
Get the Stair Party mug.

Stair Chair

A mystical phenomenon involving a chair that occurs in a University stair well. It is normally tied to Danny Devito, as some sort of pagan shrine. Common occurrences include the University of Lethbridge, and the University of Calgary. Although it has been spotted in SAIT, NAIT, UBC, and elsewhere across the country.
Dude: “hey bro did you see the stair chair today?”
Dudette: “yeah my guy, devito be praised ammirite? Now help me study or else I’m gonna flunk this calculus midterm”
by Stair chair November 23, 2021
Get the Stair Chair mug.

Golden Stairs

An act where a man stands at the top of stairs while a girl is laying at the bottom with her mouth open, the man then urinates on the stairs as the urine trickles down into her mouth.
Yea bro, i gave her the Golden Stairs.
by Blumpmefineshyt November 21, 2024
Get the Golden Stairs mug.

stair finger

When walking up the stairs, somebody below sticks their finger in your up your butt
You can’t even handle the stair finger!
by Lillaliens January 06, 2024
Get the stair finger mug.