East St louis sober

Where you can smoke crack and claim clean time.

East St louis sober I stopped doing heroin and start smoking crack.

by Smokingweedissober March 2, 2025

East St. Louis Toodle-oo

When a woman performs anilingus on a man while Steely Dan is playing in the background. Cuervo Gold and the fine Colombian optional.

"Damn, Josie came home and gave me that East St. Louis Toodle-oo the other night? Thought I was gonna die behind the wheel."

by MysticalSphere April 11, 2025

St Louis Sinkhole

A Midwestern trans man's vagina/bonus hole/man cave

My girlfriend won't put out, thank god for St Louis sinkholes

by suicidebyputin April 27, 2025

Zangara St Louis Mudpie

A sometimes dangerous volcanic like anal extrusion that emits lava like properties both in temperature and poisonous gas. Also known to have resulted in the summoning of EMS.

After that meal Joeseph experienced cramping and a Zangara St Louis Mudpie!

by Philly Cheesesteak September 20, 2016

St. Louis Backdoor Surprise

Putting Molly in someone's asshole while fucking.

Popularized in St. Louis by Cardinal fans

She gave me the St. Louis backdoor surprise after the Cardinals' game.

by buttchug32 October 10, 2025

St Louis Pin Cushion

When you are the guy in angry, misandrist, neo feminist, basement, gang-pegging porn.

David is so stupid, the only job he could get was to work as a St Louis Pin Cushion!

by Dog of Mystery May 4, 2025

St. Louis Door Knocker

Giving somebody a punch to the back door (asshole) while they’re climbing stairs just a few steps higher than you.

Jamie was moving too slowly up the stairs ahead of me so I gave her a good St. louis Door Knocker!

by KngRob5oh December 20, 2024